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1. (Noob) (17374↑, 2463↓)
A. INTRO I. What is this? II. Defining 'Noob' B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS I. Noobish II. Where to find noobs III. Behavior of noobs IV. Noob religion V. More about noob habitats C. AVOIDING NOOBS I. Make sure you aren't one II. Major noob avoiding strategies ------------------------ A. INTRO I. What is this? This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs. II. Defining 'Noob' Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a [newbie]/[newb] are not the same thing. [Newbs] are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. [n00bs], on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed. Noobs are often referred to as [n00bs] as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading. * Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum. B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS I. Noobish Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand. stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS\!\!111\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1\noob\noob1\!\!``\!\! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly. II. Where to find n00bs On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. [THE BANNER HAMMER] is one form of authority. Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear. Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific. III. Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard). It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs. Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a [newb] (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening. IV. Noob Religion Noobs follow a variation of the [1337] (sometimes [7331]) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves [1337], which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week. V. More about noob habitats Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL\!111\!1\!\!\noob\noob\noob\!\!`\! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish. They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that. C. AVOIDING NOOBS I. Make sure you aren't one Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already. English (T4lk)- Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy. Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL\!\!111\noob11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11\!\!\!11\!\!\!\! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337 II. Major noob avoiding strategies The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it. Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

Noob Talk: LAlWAlwalwalWAWLAWLAWA\!\noob\!\noob\!\noob\!\!\!11\!\!\! 1M NOtttt N0000BZ

Author: Slyke The Phoxenix http://noob.urbanup.com/2568674
2. (noob) (4683↑, 1796↓)
A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society. a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO\!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves

*gets shot with chaingun* "this game is no good, you all suck noobish balls you stupid noobs\!*

3. (noob) (2148↑, 877↓)
A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively [stupid]. Do not confuse noobs with [newb]s, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

Noob: can i hav muneys pplsplsplsplzz\!\!11 Newb: Would you mind sparing me some money? -LATER- Noob: pl0x sir\!\! money plszzz\!\!\!111111111 Newb: Okay. :(

Author: rawrimamango http://noob.urbanup.com/2401451
4. (noob) (1465↑, 762↓)
a word that the more you use it, the more it applies to you

"- you're all noobs\!" "- stfu noob"

5. (noob) (1424↑, 902↓)
derived from online video games. often confused with the term newb or newbie, but instead of meaning new to the game as the latter does, noob refers to people who have played the game for a whiel but still suck balls and are ignorant, selfish, and lack the most important skill of all, teamwork.

this guy is a total noob and he never learns, must have never participated in sports while growing up. What a fag.

6. (noob) (565↑, 101↓)
Noob 1. A noob is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Many of them may have been playing the game for a while, but still suck at it. They usually have no hope. 2. Noobs generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Often they will accuse the skilled people of hacking. 3. This word is an insult in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill. 4. This term is often confused with the term "newb," and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves, or somebody who is good but is just mean (and has a lot of pride for being skilled). Newb 1. Newb comes from "newbie." Somebody new to a game and they will generally suck at it. However, the reason that they suck is because of their unfamiliarity to the game. They have the potential to become good. This is not a derogatory term. 2. Also, newbs are not always bad at the game, as they may have played similar games in the past, but when it comes to knowing where things are, or information- they don't know.

Noob 1. Player: Hey man you keep getting killed, I'd recomend using a sniper rifle in this large zone, rather than that shotgun. Noob: dude stfu i no wat im doin *gets killed again* 2. *noob gets killed yet again* Noob: WTF u freaking hacker u suck Player: Err...No I've just had the game for quite a while. Noob: STFU Player: .....Alright I have had enough of you, noob. *begins to kill the noob specifically over anybody else* 3. *Player1 spawns and picks up a shotgun* Player2: wtf taht shotgun shuld be minez i was rite there 2 pick it up. Player1: Sorry, I guess I got it. Player2: u freaking noob i hate u. Player1: Dude, we are on the same team, it benefits you as well. Player2: SCREW U NOOB\!\!\!111 4. Newplayer: Hey where is the enemy base? Skilledplayer: ROFL NOOB Newplayer: err....sorry I'm new. Skilledplayer: LOL at you\!\!\!\!112\@\@ Newplayer: .... Newb 1. Player: Hey man you really need to work on your shooting. You don't seem to know where you are going either. Newplayer: ...Yeah I just got the game....sorry. Player: Yeah, I remember back when I was a newb. You'll get better, and learn where things are. 2. Newplayer: Hey where is the enemy base? Player: Wow, I saw you shooting pretty well. How could you not know that? Newplayer: I just got the game, sorry. I'm kind of a newb. Player: But damn you shoot well. Newplayer: Yeah, I played game X before, so I have experience with these kinds of games. But now I'm moving on to this game. Player: Cool. Alright follow me, their base is over here.

7. (noob) (3900↑, 3444↓)
aka-noobie someone who is new to a game, or website, online game, or something.

lets go mess with the weak little noobs

Author: paris243545678687453 http://noob.urbanup.com/1941149
8. (Noob) (133↑, 27↓)
"Noob" is a term frequently used in online gaming, and pertains to immature ignoramuses with no grammatical/vocabulary skills. In technical terms, a noob can be referred to as an ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer. Every noob can be described as having one or more of these qualities. Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Inaniloquent: Speaking foolishly or saying stupid things. Autohagiographer: A person who talks in a conceited manner about their own life and accomplishments. Calling a noob an "ultracrepidarian, inaniloquent, autohagiographer" can yield interesting and often entertaining results.

An example of a noob being ultracrepidarian: Noob: oh ya????? well ur ugly and hav no lyf\! u jus sit at teh pc all day talking mean 2 ppl\! U FAIL\!\!\!11\! An example of a noob being inaniloquous: Noob: roflololllollol omg ur such a n00b\! i own ur FACE\!\!\!\!1\!1\!\!\noob\noob\noob11\!\! An example of a noob being an autohagiographer: Noob: omg so im lyk rly rly rich and prtty and every1 lyks me and... etc.

9. (noob) (190↑, 84↓)
Someone that completely and utterly sucks at what they are doing. This can range from cooking food, to playing Halo or other games. The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next. A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time. A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them. A noob would... Walk into fire TYPE IN ALL CAPS kill his own teammates on accident Type in bright colors Play on an easy difficulty setting State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken\!) Sing, when they suck at it. Type random letters Spam you with messages Burn food he/she is cooking on accident Forget to wear their headset Scream into their headset Have more deaths than kills Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike) Lose repeatedly Get owned by the same guy repeatedly Make the same joke over and over again Steal other people's ideas Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i) Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there. Fail a test Have a virus on their PC

Things that a noob would say: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i OMGGG OUR FLAG HAS BEEN TAKEN\!\!\!\!1\! I wonder what this button does... Jerry\! Why did you walk into my flame thrower? You're such a noob.

Author: jessicamazing http://noob.urbanup.com/2752957
10. (Noob) (118↑, 52↓)
One who is offended by this term.

John: "You're a noob." Noob: "What\!? What did you just call me?\! I can pwn you boy with my 1337 skillz in Halo, GoW, WoW, CS, SC, MoH, BMW, YMCA, DUI, RDLGQ2UYZRT\!\! And-and also ..." etc. John: "I rest my case."

11. (noob) (1386↑, 1321↓)
noob is derived from the word 'new' it implies that you are inexperienced sometimes it is used as slang for 'you suck'

I once knew this noob named Eric.

12. (Noob) (67↑, 7↓)
An amature - one who's lost and has no clue what they're doing.

Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back\!? Friend: How many times did you call her? Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much? Friend: Shit man\!\! You're a NOOB at getting chicks\!\! Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB\!\!

Author: highschool-cutie http://noob.urbanup.com/6117901
13. (Noob) (60↑, 22↓)
Not to be confused by [newbie], a noob is a person who cannot, or barely spell. They are most likely to get banned at anything, even a poorly moderated game/site/[forum].

Noob: L0L i s0 culd b3t u TehPro: At what? Noob: \@ gnz online of couse *Noob got banned by TehPro* TehPro: That takes care of that little noob. Note: Do not try to interpret Noob's style of saying English.

14. (noob) (95↑, 58↓)
a totally stupid person on an online game rpg. they are oftentimes ignorant, dumb, and completly incompatant. in most cases, noobs are frowned apon by the community, as they are a burden and all they do is pester people who are trying to have a good time on an online game rpg. i once met a noob sooo noobish one time, that he couldnt figure out who i was talking to, and when it was me talking...see below

pot head370: ok richie109 go thru that door cream5: me? pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109. cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door? pot head370: No, goddammit\! i want richie to go thru the door cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell pot head370: you stupid motherfucker\! go up the stairs and leave me alone cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost\! help me\! pot head370: you fucking noob\!

15. (noob) (45↑, 9↓)
A person (usually a player on an online rpg/mmorpg) who isn't skilled and/or experienced at something, but refuses to learn and thinks highly of himself/herself. Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.

-noob who won't accept any help- (on the mmorpg Furcadia) Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later Noob: huhh??? Player: Whisper me later, alright...? Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11 Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places. Noob: ??\!?\!\!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING\!\!\!\!\!\! Player: Wtf noob... -noob who can't understand English- Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything\! Noob: wishper????\! Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'. Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege" Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message\! Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Player: I should've known you were a noob.

16. (noob) (51↑, 16↓)
video game slang for retarted fucking asshole who cant do anything for himself and likes pissin' people off

wow, man. what a noob

Author: spongebobsuncle http://noob.urbanup.com/4338331
17. (noob) (48↑, 16↓)
A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.

Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it." Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it" Newb: "thanks a lot man" ------------------- Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL\!\!\!\!\!11\!\!\!11\!1111\!\! WHERE IS IT\!\!\!\!1\!\!1\!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor\!\!\!111\!\!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob" Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO\!\!111\!11\! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO\!\!11\!1\!1\!SDFHBG" Exp Player: (Kills noob)....

18. (Noob) (46↑, 24↓)
A person who intentionally displays poor grammatical skills. These individuals are most prominant on the internet and online games and like to use acronyms such as STFU (Shut The Fuck Up), FTL (For The Lose), and and OMGWTF (Oh My God, What The Fuck). They will use these mash up of words at any and all given opportunities. In the gaming spectrum, a Noob is not someone who is new to a game. That would be a Newbie. There is nothing wrong with being a newbie as you have to learn somewhere. However, a Noob is a person who has had some experience with a game, but still plays it poorly, acts like an asshat, and insists that they are elite (1337 in their own words) and that everyone else in the game is a "noob." Yes. Noob is one of those few words where the word itself is actually part of it's own definition since anyone who even uses the word "Noob" in a serious manner is a Noob himself.

This is based off a true incident. It saddens me that some fellow hordies in World of Warcraft act this way. Idiot: OMFG u sux\! Ur gear iz FTL. I own u noob\! Me: Really now? Idiot: Ya wutever. I r 1337\! watch dis. (The idiot proceeds to duel me in attempt to prove that he is superior, which ends in him being smeared into the ground and me standing over his dead body) Idiot: WTF hax\! Me: Yeah. You were right. You sure are elite. Idiot: STFU Noob\!

19. (noob) (36↑, 19↓)
A noob (sometimes spelt n00b, in [leetspeak]) is a deragatory term, originating in the videogaming world, often used to describe one who is unfamiliar with a given concept or topic. Usually attributed to one who is being [owned], or suffering a [fail].

Dude, I've killed you 50 times, and you haven't even killed me once\! Dumb-ass noob...

Author: NFXtreme0992 http://noob.urbanup.com/3623857
20. (Noob) (15↑, 0↓)
A term derived from the video game world meaning someone who who is new at a game or activity and is horrible at it but is not willing to learn and does not acknowledge the fact of such. Noobs often boast over skills they do not have and accuse the honorable player of "cheating" or "haxing" when killed or defeated. Noobs are also known for their unique form of broken English. I will elaborate below.

*Noob gets owned by sniper while running out into the open* Noob: WTF NOOB\!\!\! YPU HAXING NOB OMFG WTF I PWN YEU ALL\!\! Experienced player: its cool dude just come back to base and switch your weapon. Noob: STFU NOOB\! IL FUKIN OWN YOU\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 1v1 ME FAG\! Experienced player: *sigh* as you wish... *noob gets horribly owned to oblivion* Noob: FKU YOU NOOB YOUR MOMS A FAG\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

21. (noob) (109↑, 96↓)
a noob is someone who claims to be excellent at a online game but proves to be nothing but crap

hey noob whats that crap you just published

22. (Noob) (14↑, 2↓)
One who fails to complete the simplest and most key tasks, generally a socially akward or irritating person.

Noob: (walks down street and trips over a ladybug) OR Crowd of normal, popular people: "No I love lost, it's a great show, did you guys see the one when.." (Interrupted by noob) Noob: "What's lost?" OR Noob to crowd of people, "Hey guys, what does milf mean?"

Author: Two Jews in the Back http://noob.urbanup.com/5549913
23. (Noob) (22↑, 11↓)
The noob usually is a guy new to a game that is unpolite and thinks he pwnz that game.Most of time they use caps and scream stupid things that make no sense.Dont think of newbs,that are new players to a game but polite to others and more mature than noobs are and that usually dont use caps and scream.

Cornery:Cosmicray you go MainTank Sartharion? Cosmicray:Sure Cornery Noob: WTFF\!\!\!\!1 WantEd to M41nTankzorrrrz S4rh\!\!C0000rn333ry u damn fcuking n000bzzz\!\!LOOOO000L\!\!1111`\noob\noob\noob\noob\@\@\@\@ LaawwLZZZZ LOLOLoololOlOlOlOlOllloooL 1337 7331 i pwn thizzz game\!\!LoooLLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1337 Joekicks:Campbell89 can you please stop killing the guys from your team? Campbell89:S00rry5555 but i c4nt s33 gra55 ar0und. Noob:U D4mn Fcu1ng dick-azz me didnt ask iu if iu wantz to boostz me i t0ld iu to bootz meh\!LOoooLolooolLOOOoollOO\noob\noob\noob\!11111\!\!\@\@\@ Newb:I'm sorry if I'm asking to much but you could give me a boost somewhere?

24. (Noob) (10↑, 0↓)
Someone who is new to something and will forever remain at that skill level. The term is usually applied in the gaming world. Characteristics include: terrible grammar, excessive use of numbers in the name, TYPING IN ALL CAPS, and begging. Unlike the common newb, the noob is the person who manages to turn friendly, long-time players into assholes who'll make fun of anybody new to the system. You can usually find noobs congregating at the starter zones or in major hubs in World of Warcraft, RuneScape, MapleStory, and virtually any other online game.

Newb: Kevin7: How can I make money? Me: You can make money from mining. Kevin7: Do you know where I can get a pick? Me: Sure, that shop over in the corner. Kevin7: Thanks, I'll go try it. Noobs: freddy1312435: muny plz Me: You can make money from mining. freddy1312435: wat Me: You want money? freddy1312435: muny plz jon199569: hgeal Me: I can't heal you; I'm dead because you couldn't hold aggro. jon199569: ............................................................. Me: ... jon199569: HAEL MICH

25. (Noob) (12↑, 2↓)
Possibly the most commonly used (and the most irritating) thing to say on the internet that is not a [meme]. 1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status). 2; Another way to spell [newb], as in [newbie], which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.

1; New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here. Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b. 2; New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob. Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.

26. (Noob) (10↑, 0↓)
A person lacking in skill or a high level who wishes nothing more than to be retarded and not cooperate with you. A noob comes from a newb, which is someone new to a game and wants to get better. A noob, however, does not. They generally can be very ignorant and annoying and probably will never leave you alone

Newb:Hey guys, where is the sniper rifle at? High level:It's just over here, follow me. Newb:Thanks\!(newb leaves happily killing) Noob:J00 N00B\! 7H\@T W\@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B\! IT W4S M\@1N3\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!ONE\!\!\!\!11\!\!11\!\!\!\!\! High level:Go bug someone else Noob

Author: deeeeeeeeeeeeeep http://noob.urbanup.com/5013471
27. (noob) (14↑, 4↓)
noob, sometimes spelled n00b, is not to be confused with newb, although they sound the same. both terms are most commonly associated with videogames. a newb is short for a newbie, a term for a new or inexperienced player who is currently bumbling and unskilled but is an ok person and is open to help and advice from other players and may improve in the future.

Noobs are best described as narcissistic, disillusioned morons. They think that they are extremely skilled at whatever game they happen to be playing and can 'pwn' (destroy in a particularly embarassing fashion) their opponents/enemies when in reality they really really suck and drag down the experiences of all who are involved. Noobs are self-destructing people. They typically alienate everyone around them by bringing with them irritating attitudes of superiority. They also tend to make surprisingly stupid mistakes, going above and beyond the call of duty to fail in their tasks in remarkably spectacular ways. Things like running blindly into waves of enemies, jumping off cliffs to find treasure even though there is obviously nothing there, and (possible in some situations) killing their teammates by accident in dozens of situations in a sitting, are just the tip of the iceberg. Whenever challenged about their evident stupidity, noobs consistently blame others and engage the annoying defense mechanism of posting nonsensical hate-inspired walls of text into public online chat channels. Needless to say, noobs' behavior patterns are easily recognized and almost always get them kicked out of whatever group they are in. Noobs are to be avoided at all costs because they are all whirling dervishes of chaos and idiocy who inadvertently obliterate all traces of cohesiveness in a group from within.

Author: SearcherandDestroyerofNoobs http://noob.urbanup.com/4544933
28. (Noob) (17↑, 7↓)
Noob is a term used to label someone whom (primarily via [video-games]) acts and/or otherwise plays as if they: 1. Are new to the game. 2. Are unaware of [game rules], controls, and/or otherwise, [popular belief] to the proper execution in regards to the respective [gaming physics] and/or goals and objectives. 3. Lack a competitive level of skill comparable to that of but not limited to any person or persons that depict them as such. 4. Make an avoidable mistake due to lack of experience, skill, and/or knowledge of said engagement in which may or may not diversely effects the statistics, [methodologies], or popular views regarding the respective player(s) actions which is determined by personal opinion and/or otherwise, [popular belief].

That guy is a complete noob\! He is completely oblivious of this games mechanics.

29. (Noob) (18↑, 8↓)
Noob: A term used to insult people, offically naming them unskilled, worthless, pieces of garbage. Often used in video games such as: Runescape Maplestory Combat Arms Halo COD 5 Gears of War 2 Blackshot

A way to find a noob: A typical noob reaction, "Dude you hack" A typical noob reaction, "Dude you suck" A typical noob reaction, "Anything you do I can do better" A typical noob reaction, "I can OWN you NOOB" A typical noob reaction, "What the hell? YOU HACK\!" Noob actions: Spamming Profanity Harrassment Some sort of hacking Glitching Tapping Team Killing

Author: NoobNubMania http://noob.urbanup.com/4140842
30. (Noob) (28↑, 18↓)
A word usually used on the internet and video games that describes someone who is an idiot or someone who is not good at doing something. It is often confused with [newb](short for [newbie]), someone who is new at something.

"wtf how do i walk in this game?" "lol gtfo noob"

31. (Noob) (23↑, 13↓)
1. A person who can't spell, can't shut the crap up, will be VERY annoying, will be stubborn and stupid, and much MUCH more that's not positive about them. 2. A name that came from Newbie.

1. log] 1.42.12] CS54 logged on 1.42.13] Server: Welcome CS54\! 1.42.13] Server: Please follow the rules: 1.42.13] Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming. 1.42.54] U6gunz logged on 1.42.55] Server: Welcome U6gunz\! 1.42.55] Server: Please follow the rules: 1.42.55] Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming. 1.43.12] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.12] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.12] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.12] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.12] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.12] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.13] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.13] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.13] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.13] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.13] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.14] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.14] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.14] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.14] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.14] CS54: What the hell is your problem? 1.43.15] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.15] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.15] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.15] U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge\! 1.43.32] Connection lost. Creating log. 2. Person 1 : Where did noob come from? Person 2 : Newbie. Weird, huh? Person 3 : Yea Person 1 : Hmm.

32. (noob) (11↑, 2↓)
someone who sucks ass at gaming

cantongirth, your a god damn noob. lmbe your a god damn noob too. lets have a 1v1. rocket launcher whore.

33. (Noob) (12↑, 3↓)
Generally found on the internet or any gaming society of any sort. There is an uprising of noobs on Modern Warfare 2. To avoide these people on MW2: 1: Do not go into game chat, but if you do, mute everyone except your friends 2:Do not talk to anyone because this can lead to a noob randomly jumping into your conversation and insultin you, your mother, your pets, anything anf everything. There are also characteristics of noobs: 1: They are complete douchebags to everyone. 2: They lack skill at a game and scream at you if you kill them 3: They often call other people noobs and refuse to listen to any form of Authority. Now that you know how to identify a noob, you can have a better gaming experience.

(gets shot by sniper) Noob: OMG HAXORMZ\! I WAZ HIDIN HAXORMZ\! Normal Person: shut the fuck up dude. Noob: NO U\! GO FCK URSELF IN A C0RNER YOU HAXORZ\!

Author: Masterpat505 http://noob.urbanup.com/4922729
34. (noob) (14↑, 6↓)
Someone who thinks they are "1337" or "uber" and is better than everyone and everything on the earth and think they should be praised Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.

Noob: 0MG like l0l0l0l0l0l00ll00l 0monneyyy -;ppl0xxxxxx\!\! lolololo ngnffn Human: No you [Fag]\! Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB\!\!\! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU

35. (noob) (14↑, 6↓)
A noob is a person who lacks skill or competence, in gaming or otherwise. They are not to be confused with the term 'newb', which is someone who is simply new to something and willing to learn more about it. A noob is so convinced that they know absolutely everything about 'insert game here' that they begin typing in near-illegible sentences, commonly known as 'leetspeak'.

Noob: L13K Z0MG I R T3H B3ST PLAY3R EVAR\!\!\!\!\! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL\@\@ Player: You're level 1, dude. Don't get so hyped up. Noob: 0MG STFU N00B IL K1LL U WITH MY AWSUM3 W34PON\! Player: ...That's called a stick. It's not going to do anything. Noob: STFUUUUU I NO EVRYTH1NG AB0T DIS G4ME AN I DONT N33D H3LP FR0M U U LITL F4GG0T I HOPE J00 D1E IN A PH1R3 C0CKF4C3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO -Noob has been banned for the following reason: Offensive language.-

Author: Leon_Kennedy129 http://noob.urbanup.com/4007311
36. (Noob) (9↑, 2↓)
Generally, a word losers toss around on the internet/gaming networks in a cowardly fashion to boost their feeble self esteem.

dude this 25o pound asshole just called me a noob on Black Ops.

Author: pantsbaskets wofoky http://noob.urbanup.com/5457970
37. (Noob) (13↑, 6↓)
A complete asshole who plays Call of duty and only uses the undermounted grenade launcher, which is insanely easy to use, there puss bags who piss off everbody in the game,and makes them completely destroy there Xbox or PS3 (which sucks. GO XBOX)\!

WOW THAT LITTLE BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BONER SUCKER JUST SPAWN KILLED ME LIKE 6 FUCKING TIMES WITH A GOD DAMN NOOB TUBE\! FUCK YOU GAME\!

38. (noob) (14↑, 7↓)
old and forgotten military term for "new blood" or a new soldier who lacks expiriece and skills. now-a-days used by videogame nerds to insult people of lower levels/ranks.(none of the people i hear using it know what it means or its origin) this was told to me by a waar veteran (my great grandfather) before he passed away.

-hey captain\! whose the noob? -that would be pvt.jones\!

Author: ChebaccaChupacabra http://noob.urbanup.com/4379199
39. (NOOB) (9↑, 3↓)
A person who usually plays games and is completely dependent on other people and usually cheats or goes the easy way to get better than other people.

NOOB: ZOMG LOOCK I AM NOW LEVIL 20099 BECUAZ OF HACS\!\!\!\!\!11111111\!\!\! Normal person: Yeah good for you dipshit

40. (Noob) (6↑, 2↓)
A person who has begun a course of instruction or is learning the fundamentals. A person who is inexperienced; a person who has just started to do or learn something. Other ways to say: nub, noob, newb, nubbie, noobie, newbie, & n00b.

Rick: Should we hire him? Bill: No hes just a noob. Jamie: How long you been playing the guitar for? Bob: Im just a noob Jack: Hey guys Im new to this game. Jenny: Wow noob [gtfo] my team. Paul: Mark, I broke your computer.. Mark: Fucking noob, you better buy me a new one.

41. (Noob) (4↑, 0↓)
(noun) A. someone new to said game("noob" can but does not correctly apply to other aspects of life outside the range of video games.) B. someone who is bad at said game, commonly someone who has played said game for a decently long period, or more who claims to be "good, nice, sick, beastly, epic" at said game and then gets OWNED over and over again will commonly rant on calling every one who kills, beats, and or defeates him or her a "noob". C. someone being called a "noob" by a noob because the real noob is angry as his or her noobness and retaliates by calling the non-noob a noob.

EXAMPLE\#1 Player1(noob): Hey man how do you get up there? Player2: Wow noob, go play runescape\! EXAMPLE\#2 Player1(noob):*dies(constantly)* WTFF DUDE YOU NOOB Player2: You mad son? EXAMPLE\#3 Player1:*PWNAGE* PLayer2(noobb): wtff you noob stop being lame

42. (Noob) (18↑, 14↓)
In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob. In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby. In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.

noob: 0l\\/g l(4l\\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx\!?\! player: no noob noob: 0fl\\l\\g n0013 player: sthu noob noob: h4\>\<\!\!

Author: l\\l0013s ahahaah http://noob.urbanup.com/4019478
43. (Noob) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who is horrible at doing something, generally in the online world, and has no intention of getting any better. They commonly speak in '[leet]' and use ALL CAPS followed by multiple exclamation marks mixed with the number one, as they have let go of the shift key :P. Noobs are not to be confused with [Newb]s, which are people who are new to something, but have a willingness to learn/adapt.

Situation - boss fight-Noob is in stealth and hiding behind the boss in stealth while afk. Alt of an End Game Player: *Kills boss* Noob: *Suddenly drops afk* OMGWTF DOOD WTH DID U KLIL MAH BOSSS I HAS B33N WA\!TIN HEER FOR LIEK 20 MINITS\!\!\!\!\! Alt: Sry dude, but i couldnt see ya cos u were stealthed - ill wait here and help u kill the boss after respawn if u want :/ Noob: FKUC YU NOOB, GO TUCH UR MOTHAH LIEK I DID L\@ST NIIT\!\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!11\!\!\!\!\noob\noob\!\!\!\!1\!\! Alt: w/e, */ignore noob* Noob: * FKUCING HELL WHT IS THIS BS THIS GAME IS RIGGED AS HLEL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111\!\!\!\!\noob\noob\!\!\!\noob\noob\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Situation - Newb is stealthed near the boss, after sneaking past all the mobs to get there - alt has just finished clearing the whole place and is rdy to attack Alt of an End Game Player: *Kills boss using knowledge and skills from months spent on the game* Newb: *Sends message to alt* Hey man, why did u kill the boss?\!? I was sitting right here about to attack when u just ranged him\! Alt: Oh crap sry dude, didnt see u there. In case u didnt know, other players can't see u when ur in stealth unless they run real close to ya. Also, as the base wasn't cleared, i had no idea someone else was here. Newb: oh :( Alt: Im happy to wait here with ya for the respawn and kill some mobs if u want thought :) Newb: oh cool, thanks dude :) So newb makes a friend, no one has to rage... LEARN FROM IT :P So if ur new to something, be a newb, not a noob....

44. (noob) (7↑, 5↓)
1.someone that lacks the essentials for doing a task, most commonly used for playing video games.2. a person that talks alot of shit even though they suck balls at it

guy 1: dude i'll freaking kick ur ass in C.O.D 4 be-ach\! guy 2: ok, let's see then ya retarded mofo. ... AFTER THE GAME guy 1: stfu you loser, you are a freaking hacker bitch, theres no way you could have won guy 2: really, 75 kills to 12 kills? dude you suck balls, freaking noobs these days gosh\!

Author: modern warfare 2, please http://noob.urbanup.com/3879474
45. (Noob) (20↑, 18↓)
Online term for an "idiot","loser","retard" or "bastard" Or just sombody who plain cannot speak proper english online but types always in exsessive cheatspeak or "1337" speak, with absolutly no use of capitalization, or punctuation. ect in online games/forums. Originally derived from the word "newbie" as to sombody who was new, and clueless about the game, a player who needed help. Which later got shortened to newb. Often people mis-use the term, calling new players to the game noobs, when often they just need a little help finding their way around the game. Please take care not to abuse this term as it is quite rude when the person is new to the game. If the person is simply typing badly because he or she cannot speak english well, then they are not a noob, unless they are purposfully using knowing another language to annoy other players. Then as chatspeak farther developed, you started seeing "noob" and "nub" as well as other variants such as "n00bz0re", "nib", "nubz"

Random noob : u giv me gold* or i ks* u EXPed player : Sorry no, i've worked hard to earn my gold and game items, you should do the same as the rest of the players. or "Noob" *walks away* Other examples the "noob" would be speaking in the same bad grammer more/less, in some cases using 1337, aka "u g1v m3 g0ld 0r 1 ks j00" (you give me gold or i ks you) Or using all caps, or random caps which most players find annoying, such as "U GIV M3 G0LD OR I KS U" or " u GiVE mE GoLD oR i KS YoU" *Gold is a standard currency in most MMORPG*'s *In general to "ks" sombody is to "kill steal" them, to prevent their character from getting any exp* to level up. **MMORPG stands for : massive multiplayer online role playing game **EXP points is the experience characters earn in order to reach the next level up

Author: Whats A Name? http://noob.urbanup.com/2929350
46. (noob) (1↑, 0↓)
the most annoying person on online forums. usally troll alot or think they are the bomb. a lot of the noobs use l33t speak just to anno the public masses

noob: h3y n00bs if you c4nt d0 th1ngs th4t 4r3 c00l j00 s0uld g3t 0ffl1n3 n0w. normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you

47. (noob) (1↑, 0↓)
Nerds' word for "nerd".

nerd: Wow, you pathetic noob, you shan't see daylight fore I snipe you\! "noob": get a fucking life douche

48. (Noob) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone lame, who often confused and not up with the times. Unable to juggle a social life, usually totally cut off from society.

You are being such a noob right now.

Author: hotsouthamericantamale http://noob.urbanup.com/5907087
49. (Noob) (4↑, 3↓)
Noob = Idiot, Newb = New player / newbie

dude ur such a noob = dude ur such and idiot, dude ur such a newb = dude ur such a new player (low lvl/newbie)

50. (Noob) (0↑, 0↓)
When you talk about a nipple and a boob at the same time....If you are wanting to talk about more than one you need to call them Neebs.

Mandy's noob needs attention.

Author: Diner Girl younger http://noob.urbanup.com/6355236
51. (Noob) (1↑, 1↓)
A person who is bad at hooking up

Emily is a noob,

52. (noob) (15↑, 15↓)
term used by 12-year-olds when somebody doesen't like them.

Person 1: can i join u Person 2: No, sorry. Person 1: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB\!\!\!1oneoneelevennoob (actual [habbo hotel] quote).

Author: bleeding nose http://noob.urbanup.com/2436482
53. (noob) (0↑, 1↓)
guy who is always on his xbox/ps3

im a noob on cod(more noobism)

Author: jeffffejjeffffejjeffffej http://noob.urbanup.com/6378589
54. (noob) (0↑, 1↓)
Ignoramus

Dumb Ass, you're a total nOOb.

Author: sucker4spuge http://noob.urbanup.com/6315099
55. (Noob) (0↑, 1↓)
A inexperienced person

Noob a.k.a Joshua

Author: thecornershop http://noob.urbanup.com/6115884
56. (NOOB) (1↑, 2↓)
Noob (Noun) - A human is considered a noob (to a certain degree) depending on if they contain the traits of: smart, athletic, and musical(as in playing an instrument). If a person is all three, then they are not a noob. If a person is only two, then they are semi-noob. If a person is only one of these, then they are just a plain out noob. If a person is none of these then they are so nooby they might just evaporate into feather clouds. However, each trait to a certain degree can mean a person is not a noob, if they excel at that trait enough. For example, a person that may be smart, but very very greatly athletic, is not considered a noob.

James: Hahaha your just a big NOOB Tommy boy\! Andrew: What do you mean, James? James: You don't do anything, you just watch TV and play XBOX all day\! Andrew: That's bec- *Evaporates into feather clouds*

57. (noob) (1↑, 2↓)
A word restricted to only 13 year kids who spend their life on Xbox live. Usually used when a kid gets angry and loses a game.

Kid1: *Shoots kid2 dead in Modern Warfare 2* kid2: YOU DUMB NOOB\!

58. (Noob) (0↑, 1↓)
N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc. N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.

1. "Let's go farm off the noobs." 2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."

Author: DoctorSodomy http://noob.urbanup.com/6056616
59. (noob) (0↑, 1↓)
a person lacking common sense and/or intelligence

Shannon Bauer is a big noob

60. (Noob) (2↑, 3↓)
An inexpierenced player in the online gaming community.

You're such a noob, stop shooting your friend\!

Author: loljkroflomg http://noob.urbanup.com/5907364
61. (NOOB) (3↑, 4↓)
Person born with his head in his ass...

ME: Look at that guy... Random Guy: He's a total NOOB... ME: Sure is

62. (Noob) (2↑, 3↓)
Someone who is not very good at something Comes from the word [Newb]- being new at something and not being very good Can be used instead of rookie, "Noob of the year"

Sean: That Matt kid is terrible at COD, he just brutal at zombies Nick: I know hes such a noob, he should practice more Nick: *Hand wofting motion* ewww whats that smell, it smells of noob Sean: Matt just walked in the room

Author: BackpackMcGee http://noob.urbanup.com/5698080
63. (Noob) (1↑, 2↓)
Noob... noob is a term that was first used in the Gaming community, or used by those who play games. Noob (or nweb, which contrary to what some people believe, means the same thing) was first used to describe that someone was new to a game, and did not know exaclty what to do. I was not a term used in hate, but just to describe someone, such as "hey guys, im a noob, so i might not be that great" later it evolved, so that there are two types of noobs, the ones who are D-Bags and are just horribly bad at what they are doing or talking about. and the ones i described before. they are pretty easy to differentiate. usually it is a very hateful word nowdays when it is used to describe D-Bags. different ways noob is said, and noob liek describing words are... Noob, Nub, Newb, N00b, Nubcake, horrinub, noobtastic, nooboriffic, noobish, nubish, nubbed.

James: Hey man, i got my friend comin to play too, but be patient, hes a noob to this game. Carl: Yeah, ok man. Daniel: dude you \#%$^ nub\! youve died 20 times and have 2 kills\! WTF\!\! u said you were the best\! Noob: Shutup man, least i have a GF

64. (Noob) (3↑, 4↓)
Someone who sucks at video games but who is extremely cocky and full of themselves, who shows up unexpectedly and uninvited, who exaggerates their experiences for bragging rights, when everyone knows they're lying. Which is why no one likes them.

Guy: Jayd is a noob, she wasn't even invited to that party last night. Girl: Oh I know, I'm going to fight that fake bitch, like seriously, no one likes her.

Author: Some random from Albania http://noob.urbanup.com/5260855
65. (noob) (5↑, 6↓)
a person that sucks at everything online and in life. they do stuff as: type in there own laungauage type random letters TYPE IN ALL CAPS type in bright colors accuse people of hacking cause they are good they yell in the microphone on some online gaming like World of Warcraft they get owned by the same person over and over and they camp out in buildings and attempt to snipe u and they also point out the ovious

noob: OUR FLAG IS GONE\!\!\! noob:etsl go ot uro asbe: Player 1: why he hell is our flag gone? Player 2: cause we let the noob guard it\!

Author: Homesarrunner fan http://noob.urbanup.com/4158779
66. (Noob) (10↑, 11↓)
people that say ROFLCOPTER and WTFBBQPIZZA and actually use the word noob in their everyday speech. basically, a nerdy loser.

Girl: Hey Noob: H333Y WH4DDUPPP ? Girl: huh ? Noob: OMG ur such a n00b ROFLCOPTER Random Guy: ... that guy is a noob.

67. (Noob) (7↑, 8↓)
A name given to a person who is very bad at what he is doing. Often mistaken as the same as [newbie] or [newb], but a noob is someone who is as bad as if they were a [newbie]. Commonly used in video games, such as [World of Warcraft], [Counter-Strike], [Halo], etc. There are many variations of the name in, for example in [leetspeak] [n00b], and [nab], [nub], plus many more.

Cole: Man, I was playing Counter-Strike for 8 hours last night\! My best score was 15-134\! Andrew: [sigh]... noob...

68. (Noob) (9↑, 10↓)
Newb and Noob should not be mixed up.

Newb and noob may have somewhat different connotations. Newbs are simply newcomers—noob and n00b, on the other hand, generally means someone who is obnoxious, annoying, or breaks the rules; whether they are actual newcomers or not is mostly irrelevant.

69. (Noob) (14↑, 15↓)
Noobs are people who just joined an online game and who have lack of intelligence of what to do or in other word "stupid". They are the weakest players in the game (depending if the game involves battle). On Gaia online they have a tendencey to "cyber" or have internet sex. Everytime they get a new item, they think they will fit in with every one else. Gaia online is infested with noobs. Items that noobs buy are at a low price. Noobs don't understand the meaning of Noob. They think it is an insult of some sort (well it kind of is, but you know what I'm getting at). In my personal opinion I think noobs are ANNOYING BASTARDS. They have a little to much self confidence. Noobs will usaly ask you what to do in the game. They usally get institantly slaughtered in battle games by people who have way higher status than they do. On Gaia online you can find noobs in gaia towns. You can pick any topic, even if it says "No noobs" they will still be in there because there so stupid they don't know what noob means. My user name on Gaia Online is: demonangelz666

I slaughtered a noob in a battle GAME.

Author: demonangelz666 http://noob.urbanup.com/3172640
70. (Noob) (12↑, 13↓)
newbie = someone new. Noob = someone new + someone retarded. n00b[[zeros, not o's]] = someone new + someone retarded + someone trying to be 1337. nub = someone old + someone retarded + someone trying to be 1337. And of course, the tard...but that one is self explanitory.

newbie = "Hey guys, im new. What's up?" Noob = "Sup guyz do you have Naruto so I can download kthx\! Oh wait, this is a forum chat nvm okbye\!\!\!1" n00b = "I|\\/| S0 L33T AR3NT 1\!" nub = "LOL REMEMBER ME? I used the nick DarkAngel666 but now I am older so ya \!\!\!11\!"

71. (noob) (12↑, 13↓)
Though some of you may think the words "noob" and "newb" means the same thing, it is not; a noob needs not to be new to a game, he just refuses to learn or take advice and is usually talking leetspeak, a noob is also known to flame forums though here he is called a troll. Newbs for that matter are always newcomers they generally have the dignity to stay polite, otherwise theyre considered noobs, generally they take all advice in consideration as to learn as much as they can. DO NOT confuse the terms noob/newb for geeks, people you just might be able to beat, spammers and gankers.

He acted very noobish by flaming the poor player. The newb asked around for directions to \<Insert game place here\>.

Author: Casper Johansen http://noob.urbanup.com/1341139
72. (noob) (0↑, 2↓)
Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis

Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.

Author: sucker4spuge http://noob.urbanup.com/6315388
73. (noob) (0↑, 2↓)
a person who is horrible at something, usually at video games. Noobs can be easily identified in video games if they are using grenade launchers all the time.

if you play call of duty and only use grenade launchers, you are truly a noob.

Author: xXeliteshooterXx http://noob.urbanup.com/5968435
74. (Noob) (0↑, 2↓)
A young man residing in Central Indiana who enjoys calling everyone else "Noob" without realizing that he himself is the biggest Noob of all.

That Graham kid thinks he's hot shit, but he's really just a gigantic Noob.

Author: I'mNotANoob. http://noob.urbanup.com/5960660
75. (Noob) (1↑, 3↓)
Someone who isn't good at a videogame/life in general. They fail at everything they do.

WNxChris is a noob

Author: OMGDOESTHISNAMEWORK http://noob.urbanup.com/5929199
76. (noob) (2↑, 4↓)
Someone like David Gray who's just crap for many reasons and deserves to be King of the Noobs. Amy Savage is not.

David Gray is such a noob.

Author: iwannabeadisneyprincess http://noob.urbanup.com/5715674
77. (NOOB) (3↑, 5↓)
A noob is a man, often named Scott. A noob is a clingy needy whiney boyfriend who just can't take the hint. Some other characteristics of a common noob are extreme dullness, inability to perform sexually, refusal to move out of mothers care, questionable cleanliness and non adventurous personality. If you encounter a noob give them a fake phone number and be done with it now before it's to late and they cling on\!\!\!\!

Person A: "What did you guys do last night?" Person B: "Sat at home, while Scott stared at me all night" Person A: "What a noob"

Author: SICKANDTIREDOFYOURNOOB? http://noob.urbanup.com/5631103
78. (noob) (2↑, 4↓)
A person who is new to a place or game. It is commonly used on ROBLOX, a popular online game. the meaning of the word is changing. people are seying that noobs are people that mess up games.

Lets go on roblox and kill noob and guests.

79. (Noob) (3↑, 5↓)
Someone that isn't good at what they try at, a noob. Someone who recently began a game, and is the "noobie"

Ryan Forbes is a noob , it took him multiple times to beat the Pacman on Google on 21/05/2010 .

80. (noob) (15↑, 17↓)
a person or character that sucks at what that person is doing.

noob: oh yea i pwn at this game another person: *views stats* wow 1 kill 72 deaths *checks own stats* 892 kills 0 deaths yeah u do pwn....... at dying

Author: Jack Carrington http://noob.urbanup.com/3325685
81. (noob) (65↑, 67↓)
The word noob was derived from the word "[newbie]", which originated in the online [gamer] world. It refers to someone who is new at a game and portrays it well, although experienced players use it often on each other when they mess up really badly, not that they are "noob", but they are playing like one. The word noob has a humorous and negative connotation, as it can be somewhat insulting. Noob can be chopped up into nuub, [n00b], [chobo], n00bZ0RZZ... and the like, although complicated variations are looked down upon by many because of their silliness and defeat of the original purpose of the word, which is to be short and sweet: noob.

1. You know why they walked away with our flag? Because you left the noob guarding it\! 2. Dude, stop acting like a noob and lets [pwn] these guys.

82. (noob) (7↑, 9↓)
A loser in life, both online and off. You suck at videogames, and spend your life thinking about pointless rubbish. You are a n00b

For example, Guy is a noob, and constantly gets beat at Halo 2, even walking into the other teams base, trying to score.

Author: Chris Brandrick http://noob.urbanup.com/1250320
83. (Noob) (0↑, 3↓)
Prawn crackers

Noobs and red wine is the best sunday night treat known to man

84. (noob) (0↑, 3↓)
1. a [doofus]. 2. someone who calls someone else a noob.

shut up, noob.

85. (Noob) (0↑, 3↓)
Noob- Noun: Acting stupid, not doing a smart thing, being wierd or nerdish. Noober- Noun: Step up from the word Noob. Acting extremely stupid, and emotional.

Noob- You Noob\! Noober- Your a Noober\!

86. (Noob) (4↑, 7↓)
To be given a job and not be very good a it, tends to pis people off which are good at the job.

Jonathon was given the task off saving the world. Shame he was a noob or everyone would be happy.

Author: gggaggdggsggaggsgag http://noob.urbanup.com/3936293
87. (noob) (5↑, 8↓)
Someone who is undereducated in certain situations.//Commonly found in video games such as: World of warcraft, halo, call of duty (ect)

Hey\!\! Can you run me through this instance =)? ///No. Why?\! ///NO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?\! Ill cyber with you if you'll help me =)? ///Gtfo noob. ..cun...t [[You are now bring ignored]] \{Name\} Is ignoring you. [NOOB]

Author: worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall http://noob.urbanup.com/3518587
88. (noob) (39↑, 42↓)
someone who lacks any sort of skill in a certain activity, usually gaming.

" joel may be a douchebag, but christian and joey are noobs

Author: Ryan Heckard http://noob.urbanup.com/2722289
89. (noob) (11↑, 14↓)
1)A fucker. 2)Someone who pisses you off. 3) A jerk. 4) A double poster on forums

1) Let's go kill that fucking noob\!\!\!\!\!111 2) Holy shit that noob pisses me off.. let's go kill him\! 3) I hate noobs. 4) Het look\! That noob is double posting\! Double posters deserve to die\! \noobVirtually kicks noob\noob

90. (noob) (7↑, 10↓)
A noob is someone experienced but acts like a total newbie. Not to be confused with newb.

Stop being such an idiotic noob\!

Author: The future AlphaClock http://noob.urbanup.com/1310780
91. (noob) (7↑, 10↓)
noun, someone that is extremely cheap at a computer game and uses tactics to kill other people that require no skill or knowledge to use. Often a noob will use those methods over and over and piss people off, while showing that he has no skill in his playing.

In Halo: Combat Evloved, someone using a fuel rod gun while sitting right behind your teleporter, who instantly kills you when you appear. the gun kills in 2 hits and you don't have to reload it. OR, someone who runs you over in a warthog because they don't know how to use a gun.

Author: Jason Phillips http://noob.urbanup.com/1304435
92. (Noob) (0↑, 4↓)
What you are if you actually need to know the definition of Noob.

Noob: whats a noob? Gamer: -.- you Noob: huh?? Gamer: get out.

Author: Apple_Skittle http://noob.urbanup.com/5825197
93. (noob) (1↑, 5↓)
1, a derisive term used to describe a person who has not wasted their life on a given subject by someone who has 2, a person who has seen the sun today 3, a person who is not easily fixated by blinking lights and sound effects 4, someone you should aspire to be like or emulate 5, a person who can reproduce without resorting to cloning or asexual reproduction

that noob didnt know how to find the hidden level in the game

Author: go outside sometime sadsack http://noob.urbanup.com/5693869
94. (noob) (1↑, 5↓)
Commonly used at people in online multiplayer games who lack skill. Mostly used at gamers who are new to the game and lack experience to beat others.(lower level gamers)

LOL look at that level 1 noob hahaha\! he sucks at this game

95. (Noob) (5↑, 9↓)
One who needs to look up the definition of the word Noob

Hey Billy, You should google "noob".....someone called me a noob...Google it Billy\!

Author: Christopher Philly http://noob.urbanup.com/5005537
96. (noob) (9↑, 13↓)
The word "noob" may have a darker orgin than originaly thought. The orgins of the word "noob" trace back to the dawning of censorship on the internet. As groups in message boards and online games found out that they could no longer use the blantent racial slangs they used to fling wantonly, they had to invent new words to bypass censors. "Noob" or "n00b" became the shortend form of [neubian], a previously existing slang to describe black people. This leads to "noob" being a subsitute for the n-word, and it being banned in an increasing number of online forums and games. As stated in previous entries, "noob" differs from "newb" and "newbie", as the later two are not racial slurs.

- Noob please.

Author: HollowPsycho http://noob.urbanup.com/3257295
97. (Noob) (1↑, 6↓)
Anyone that is either new to a video game and sucks at it, or anyone that has been playing the game and still sucks at it. Can also be used in an act of anger if someone kills you. You are then permitted to scream out, "NOOB\!" or "YOU ARE SUCH A NUB\!" Many people dislike noobs because they ruin the game for people that are actually good.

Wow man you suck. You are such a noob.

98. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
phrase coined by "L337" "gamers" who find it somehow incredibly annoying to be put into a multiplayer situation with anyone who has any kind of lack of knowledge about the game in question.

example 1: "l33t" guy: dood this guy is so bad, hes gotta be a n00b example 2: "noob" : where is the grocery store in this level? "l33t" guy: dude ur a noob it's over there OR: dude this guy is a noob I'm going to a different server example 3: "noob": dude how do you shoot? "l33t" guy: dude F*** this game I don't want to play with this n00b

99. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
The term used describing someone who fails hard at a game the he/she has lots of experience with. The term is becoming so popular that in no longer applies to just games anymore, but applies to everyday lifestyles. Its also very common for a person to mistake [noob] and [newb] as the same meaning. Newb simply means someone who is new to something, able to catch on at normal speeds, but is just unfamiliar.

Guy 1: That Tom is taking a long time to learn how to drive stick Guy 2: Yeah, what a noob Boss: Peter, you've been working here for a month, and you still havent learned the materials or the procedures. You're not a noob are you? Gamer 1: WTF\! This guys hacking, he keeps killing me so easily Gamer 2: No, your just a noob who fails hard

Author: Twitch Shifteez http://noob.urbanup.com/5040510
100. (noob) (2↑, 7↓)
a noob on stardoll

a girl on stardoll called juliacutie1205 /\\ thats a noob

Author: sdkjgfuiwerhgt http://noob.urbanup.com/4889215
101. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out? Man: Omigod\! you must have gotten a noob job\!\!

Author: userfjsldfnoilsd http://noob.urbanup.com/4831237
102. (noob) (0↑, 5↓)
word used when identifying someone who is new to something, or suck at something. newbie would be used for everyday life, but noob can only be used in case of video games

"ZOMG HE GOT 1 kill and 34 deaths?\! BWAHAHAHA\!\!\!\!1" "lolcakes, wut a noob"

103. (Noob) (0↑, 5↓)
A person who sucks at a game or life

Braydon is such a noob

104. (Noob) (0↑, 5↓)
A failure of a person who doesn't understand that people do not enjoy their company, and are too annoying and caught up in themselves to notice.

Ish: Omg, I have no time to do anything this week, I've got play practice - DID I TELL YOU I GOT THE LEAD, OMFG - but I have like practice everyday from 3 to almost 10 and idk it sucks so much Kelvin: I love it when people complain about their lives. :3 Ish: ME TOO, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. We are like angel twins. Kelvin: Ish, you are such a fucking noob.

105. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
noob \\nōōb\\ n. 1 One that lacks skills. 2 One that is new to a particular game or inexperienced with gaming in general. 3 One that has never been to: www.[purepwnage].com

1 lol ur such a noob\! 2 lol, ur mom is a total noob. 3 go watch www.[purepwnage].com u noob

Author: teh_straterer http://noob.urbanup.com/4508959
106. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
A new player to an online activity or video game. People think it is also spelled [newb]. It is not\!

Example \#1: Alex: Dave, you suck at [halo]. Dave: Sorry, I just started playing, im kind of a noob.

107. (Noob) (1↑, 6↓)
someone with little or limited knowledge, usually regarding a game. also more generally used to describe someone of little intelligence in general

oh my good jersey your suck a fucking noob

108. (noob) (2↑, 7↓)
Some one who is nooby, coming from the word noobish, which is derived from the french word nu-b-o. Usually either a 40 year old virgin that lives in their moms basement or a hunter corio that has no friends and plays MW2 complaining about lag switchs, mods, hackers, and corner campers.

Watch out, there's a noob behind that bush\!

Author: chronic giin http://noob.urbanup.com/4452027
109. (NOOB) (3↑, 8↓)
NOOB/NEWB/N00B are the same thing and are commonly used interchangeably. Being in chat and gaming for the last 20 years I am very familiar with this term. This word started as NEWB or NOOB. Pronouncing the word differently has derived the word NOOB or N00B or other derivatives of the word. Essentially it means someone who is new at a task. Often used as "I am still a noob" This is often used in games like WOW. AION, ETC. Other meanings of the word could be more derogatory, “such as you’re a total freaking noob”. This kind of usage can imply that the person has had enough time to learn something but has still not ascertained the knowledge to perform the task. Further might never be able to do such task. The word stays the same although can be paired with different derogatory words such as “fucking noob”: someone who did something really idiotic. Noobsauce, Noob-a-tron, Noobinsky, Nooblicious, Noobish, Noob-o-na-vich. Further evolution of the words has formed words like “NUB” again this in my opinion was established by shortening the word. Something like “that dude is a nub” There are many different branches of the word in the gaming / chat / online forms Culture. Since it’s a word that is constantly evolving hard to say which definition is wrong or in accurate.

Noob: you're a total fucking noob Nub: He got ganked like a fucking nub Newb: im a total newb at this. N00b: Look i understand you're still kind of a n00b at this i can help you get better though. Nooblicious: That armor looks kind of nooblicious though. Noob-a-tron: that dude is a total noob. Noob-a-tron pro.

110. (noob) (6↑, 11↓)
A common word refering to new players on video games, online websites, ect; generally used by people that eat balled cheetos and whack off to World of Warcraft.

(Two guys playing W.O.W.) Guy 2: "Alright\! We just pwned that dragon mate" Guy 1: "Hell yeah\! Hey. I'll brb. I'm gonna get some cheetos" Guy 2: "....Noob"

Author: J.A.T & A.J.P http://noob.urbanup.com/4353251
111. (noob) (5↑, 10↓)
someone who writes with zeros in place of o's

Peter: idk waht y0u talking ab0ut? me: what a noob xP

112. (noob) (4↑, 9↓)
Usually referred to newbie to computer that are wanna be smart ass guy, they act as experienced and Mr Perfect . You can find plenty of noobs in paid to post forum as well as normal forum . They are lazy and use words like [lol],[rolf] most of time. Urging with noob is waste of time, ignore them they will die itself. Noob posses the character of Ass hole

I am Tech Police and noob hunter. I was born intelligent education ruined me. Nobody is perfect I am Mr. nobody These are couple of sentenced used by noobs .

113. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
often newbies on internet are called noob and some noob called it n00b. You can find noob in online forum . Most of noob try to be smart ass and often found of using verbal abuse and words like lol , omg, . The are damn lazy. To hide themself they blame other as noob and they have no reason to blame. Noob also make their own definitions and words . We can also call noob asshole.

Noobs in forum B: correct your spelling noob A: this is internet, and i am here in this forum since 2 yrs B: lol \! we cannot understand you in that spelling A: So why I am noob B: You are real idiot A: why i am noob B: shut up you son of %\#$ , ass hole . &*\# No doubt here b is noob

Author: Noob Terminator http://noob.urbanup.com/4227094
114. (Noob) (1↑, 6↓)
The word newb means a newbie at something, but "noob" means somebody with a superiority complex. The origin of the word, I think, is from Mortal Kombat. A character Noob Saibot (the name is Tobias Boon, a creator of MK, spelt backwards) is easy to use and posseses many unbalanced attacks. Players who are not good at anybody else, or the game itself, are likely to use this character. So because of the players actions he is mocked with the name of the character.

"That kid certainly cant play Mk, he's such a Noob."

115. (Noob) (2↑, 7↓)
A response to being defeated.

John Smith vs. Ninja Glider John Smith puts a bullet between Ninja Glider's head\! Ninja Glider: noob

116. (Noob) (2↑, 7↓)
A person who is clueless, misinformed or helplessly stupid. To be a noob requires one to be beyond help in any situation, and acting like one doesn't know, understand or comprehend what is going on. Being ignorant to the situation one is in and blundering about openly and embarrasingly is essential to n00bness. The word "noob" originates from mortal kombat, from a playable character by the name Noob Saibot, who was actually Sub-Zero risen from the grave. The character was pretty poorly executed on the top of another character in the game, and was occasionally refered to erroneously as kano by the game amongst other bugs. In the progress of time Noob became to mean Newbie because of the homonymic nature of the two words.

George W. Bush is such a n00b. An embarrasing failure usually concern a Noob in the wrong place at the wrong time.

117. (Noob) (5↑, 10↓)
A person that knows little about something but still argues about it, thinks that he is right but is atually wrong. In games alot of poor people with little game cash like [gp](gold pieaces) are called noobs since they dont know how to get it. [some1] that thinks he's always right but is actually wrong. uses offencive pointless language. some1 weak.

noob: "L01, i 0vvn u s0 stfu" pro: "[soz] but i got better things to do..." noob: "scared?\! [LMAO] LOLOOLLLOL, thts rite, walk away." [pro] is pissed off and fights the noob without the word. noob got [owned]. pro: "sad."

118. (Noob) (7↑, 12↓)
What gay people call others when they wish to feel better about themselves. Although, often the case is that the person doing the "calling out" of said noobs, is in fact, a sad excuse for a human being himself.

gay guy 1 "man switow is such a noob" gay guy 2 "yeah I know\! I feel better about my inexperienced game play already\!"

119. (noob) (0↑, 5↓)
No Offense On Beginner[s] This is generally speaking those called noob[s] means they have the level of what in comparison to a beginner's level.

God, this guy is a noob at FPS games\!

Author: That guy on the left http://noob.urbanup.com/3830320
120. (noob) (3↑, 8↓)
Noobs are generally people who don't know what they're talking about in any matter. Noobs are largely attributed with forums, however, they have started invading MMOs as well. Inside these MMOs, a few will attempt to host scams that obviously break the ToS. Others will run around begging people for money. They can be compared to a cockroach, and all noobs are on par with the meaning of [fail]. A large majority or these noobs will never reach a level past 15 without outside help, and many of them become extremely touchy when you ask what their level is. Researchers are currently attempting to discover whether or not they have any intelligence whatsoever. The fact is not debated much. Noobs are not to be confused with [newbs] who have some small clue of what they're doing, but will become better given some time.

A: What level are you? B: u suck, go suck ona dick A: Uh huh. Charming. What level are you? C: Whoa, man, she's just asking your level. No need to get so mad. B: 1 adn a half Guess which is the noob.

121. (Noob) (7↑, 12↓)
What nerds call other nerds who aren't as good at being a nerd as they are.

Gamer 1: Check out these bitchin Greaves of the Whale\! Gamer 2: of the Whale sux u noob\!

122. (Noob) (4↑, 9↓)
A person new to a online video games like Call of Duty or Halo. Usually think them selves better than other players but aren't good at the game. Annoying and stupid sometimes.

EXP player :Shut up you ******* Noob\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Noob: O my God thuck my cock\!

123. (noob) (2↑, 7↓)
a type of person who is low class according to you as another person

i dont have an example with the word noob

124. (Noob) (29↑, 34↓)
Slang for newbie, someone who is new at something.

Richard Hom is such a noob because he doesn't know how to fill out a TPS report

125. (NOOB) (9↑, 14↓)
Someone who is either a newbie, really bad at a game or is not kelly goulias.

the perfect example is a girl called lucy dray who is a complete NOOB\!

126. (noob) (7↑, 12↓)
how a "noob" spells "n00b"

Guy 1: Ha\! you noob Guy 2: Uhh...its n00b...not noob Guy 3: LOL\! Guy 1 is such a n00b

127. (Noob) (2↑, 7↓)
The most hatet group of people on MMOPRG games like World of warcraft.

Get the fuck out of my raid you green Noob

Author: Brandenkauer http://noob.urbanup.com/3442192
128. (Noob) (9↑, 14↓)
A word used to describe a person who is new to playing the game

supa1337killakapakopp [Teamkills] xXphiregodXx xXphiregodXx:WTF? supa1337killakapakopp:sry xXphiregodXx:noob

129. (Noob) (6↑, 11↓)
Another way to make you look like a total douche when you say that word.

Noob is a really douchy thing to say.

130. (noob) (4↑, 9↓)
Anybody who is clueless, doesn't follow rules, tries to be tough on the internet, or tries to act like they know things they don't.

The rs2 private server communities, especially moparscape, is full of noobs.

Author: wintergreen985 http://noob.urbanup.com/3254375
131. (noob) (2↑, 7↓)
Anyone who is new, or acts in a novice like way on a game or a game discussion.

You before you got skilled (in halo 3 before you got at least 100 experience.) A stereotypical noob is master chief in the master chief sucks series and the arby and the chief series.

132. (Noob) (3↑, 8↓)
a derogitary term, often used in a friendl capacity when the friend in question has done something stupid. Originally a word used for a cross betweeen the male genitalia and female breasts.

"emily is such a noob for dumping him"

133. (noob) (46↑, 51↓)
A [wangnut] that has taken an alias on a message board.

That noob is wangnut.

Author: Manteca Pura http://noob.urbanup.com/3191107
134. (noob) (12↑, 17↓)
Someone who has or is in the act making a total idiot of themselves

Joe: Did you just see Ryan miss that dunk? Ryan: Yea, what a noob\!

135. (noob) (22↑, 27↓)
Nerd talk for someone that has no life pretty much used by runescape nerds that are 25 years old and just sit around all day playing runescape. Pretty much if you use this word you are pretty much calling yourself a fucken homo thats 30 years old and plays world of warcraft or runescape.

30 year old runescaper:noob loolz omfg noob noob omfg i'l pone ur mom noob lolzzz noob omfg noob 10 year old kid:wtf ur like 40 years older then me 30 year old runescaper: omfg noob get a life 10 year old kid:umm dude im not 30 and playing runescape 30 year old runescaper *crys and runs away* then he calls in his nerd team and they just folow you around calling youa noob

136. (noob) (1↑, 6↓)
Palak. A total emo bi-atch who likes to complain.

Wow, Palak is an emo noob.

137. (Noob) (25↑, 30↓)
The signature phrase of the inarticulate, insipid, autocratic jackass who spends the majority of his/her time playing video games. The giver of this insult should be on the receiving end of most other insults.

Mike: Your such a noob John: (upon receiving this insult, realizes that Mike is among those afflicted with video game obsession, and instead of wasting his time with a comeback, moves on with his life)

138. (noob) (7↑, 12↓)
a noob is someone who calls you a noob for kicking there ass at a game or activity.

example: 'OIIIIIII, you are a venom noob because all you do is spawnkill with it\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!' -this passage was taken out of the games wolfenstein enemy territory\!

Author: alex the white ass http://noob.urbanup.com/2297828
139. (noob) (4↑, 9↓)
An ofensive word used mainly in mmorpgs to describe people that are new at the game or still have low levels and/or ask for free items and help.Most often used by erogant players that have been playing a game so long, there are cobwebs growing on them.

EX 1: lvl 53:Move over I saw thatbag of gold first. lvl 12:Oh well, I picked it up first. lvl 53:Stupid noob\! Ex:2 lvl 3:I need money and free stuff\! lvl 89:Buzz of noob.

140. (noob) (0↑, 5↓)
one who is p'wned. see also [newb]

peter is a noob at world of warcraft

141. (noob) (14↑, 19↓)
everyone starts out as a noob on a game. the more they play the better they get. how good you are is about proportional to how much time you have spent on the computer playing the game. many players do not recognize this relationship, and have a lot of respect for the top players - who in return can enjoy calling the poorer players noobs, (the people who have more of a life and simply play less) once you start calling others noobs, you know you've spent too much time playing the game.

flexx(noob): hey demon\! :D you are good player demon(pro): hi, thanks flexx*disconnected demon: he's such a noob lol hecheats: omg cheater demon: lmao f*cking noob you suck

142. (noob) (10↑, 15↓)
a pathetic insult used by computer geeks to make them feel hard, it is aimed at people who are ignorant of the rules or just never read them. someone needs to hink up a better insult than noob to describe these lowlifes\!\!\!

some random loser: "Im so clever because i broke the rules and ruined your game" usual reply: "get lost noob" better reply: "F**K OFF YOU CRUD INFESTED SKID MARK, YOUR A FREAK, JUST DIE AND SAVE SOMEONE THE LIFE SENTENCE FOR KILLING YOU. FREAK."

143. (noob) (40↑, 45↓)
term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.

needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.

144. (Noob) (1↑, 7↓)
A politer word for 'boob'. Used usually when describing two individuals as together 4-evah in a bad way. Variation: Noobies.

Lilz: Omgz. They're such [NOOBS.] Teacher: Did you just call them boobs? Lilz: 'Course not\! [Noobs], ma'am\! Teacher: Kay then\! Alrightie\! Keep it up. :)

145. (noob) (0↑, 6↓)
You're a noob for not knowing what a noob is. You're actually such a noob that you had to look up the word noob on urbandictionary. Wait, should I say this in your language? Translated into noob: ur lyk a n00b 4 nawt noin wut a n00b izz. ur acshally suchhhh a n00b dat u had 2 l00k up da werd n00b 0n urbandickshanary.

noob: wutz lyk a n00b???\!\!??\!1\!1\!\!\! actual person: You don't know what a noob is? Wow, you're such a noob\! noob: but lyk wut iz dat??\!?\!\!? lyk wtf lyk????\!?\!1\!?\!?\!\!? actual person: *sigh*

Author: why are you such a noob? http://noob.urbanup.com/5361602
146. (noob) (2↑, 8↓)
how this one girl lydia acts just like her like an idiot

lydia is actin like a real noob

147. (noob) (0↑, 6↓)
someone who is being stupid or annoying. another word for lame.

"Dude, come party with us\!" "no, I'm staying in tonight. I feel like going to bed early anyways." "Dude, quit being noob and come out with us\!"

Author: blacktiesurfboard http://noob.urbanup.com/4918979
148. (Noob) (0↑, 6↓)
Someone who is bad at a videogame. Typically noob (pronounced new with a B at the end) will be a player who has owned and played the game for awhile now but due to their ignorance, annoyance, over confidence & general stupidity, they will suck at the game. These people usually will throw the word noob out which is also a classic example of the more you use it, the more you probably are it. General examples of a noob's behavior are players who betray/team kill their team mates for taking a weapon or vehicle they wanted. Players who have a game virtually won, but continue to play or spawn kill the other team because they're either bored or find it funny. As you might have guessed - noobs usually don't have much of a life and take their depression out in the videogame world... The one place they can be better then somebody. Noobs also find it necessary to talk shit to the opposite team whether they win or lose. Please don't confuse Noob with Newbie. The latter means the player is simply new to the game & not necessary a idiot of life.

EXAMPLE IF NOOB LOSES: Opposite team: Good game, guys. Noob: You guys got fucking lucky\! EXAMPLE IF NOOB WINS: Opposite team: Good game, guys. Noob: You guys fucking suck\!

149. (noob) (1↑, 7↓)
michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

Author: Young Shasta http://noob.urbanup.com/4403866
150. (Noob) (0↑, 6↓)
Just go Play Halo 3 on Xbox Live....

Betrayers (Team Killers) People who drive enemies into your bases People who delete your maps annoying fags on xbox live voice mics Anyone who wears full recon Anyone who refuses to admit there a noob Anyone who is a high level but sucks at the game If you say someone sucks, and they challenge you to a 1 v. 1 and you win they are a noob, if they win, you are a noob. You can to experience noobs in your household for a low fee of $60.00 a year with Microsoft's Xbox Live. _____________________________________________________ Or Playstation Network for free* *Any free service for gaming is slower and full of larger amount of noobs (PS3)

151. (noob) (1↑, 7↓)
A beautiful and exceptional person.

Mollie/Molly Davies is a noob

Author: n00bster neem http://noob.urbanup.com/4341935
152. (Noob) (0↑, 6↓)
A prep. Someone who is usually a cheerleader(stereotype). A popular person. Someone who wears Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle. A preppy person. A whore, slut, someone dislikable.

That girl really ticks me off, she's such a noob\!

Author: Nerdfighter11 : ) http://noob.urbanup.com/4185115
153. (noob) (5↑, 11↓)
an ignorant twat

wow, you are such a noob

154. (noob) (5↑, 11↓)
n. Anyone who wastes his or her time posting useless crap on the Internet.

The guy that wrote that giant wall of text to define "noob" is a noob.

Author: Stealthbreed http://noob.urbanup.com/4088663
155. (noob) (1↑, 7↓)
A noob (originated in the online gaming community) Is someone with little skill set, no game but talks as if they have game. An idiot. Newb is not the same as noob. Noob has been used by gamers for over a decade now, originated from online pc gamers and now into the streets.

Someone who picks up a rocket launcher and sheild all day and thinks he is better than everyone else is a noob. Some one who talks big yet cannot deliver is a noob. While playing Halp PC "King" scored a killtakutlar on some poor unsuspecting NOOB\! The noob still thought he was better...what a NOOB\!\!\!

Author: HaloPC - KING http://noob.urbanup.com/4032445
156. (Noob) (0↑, 6↓)
pronounced: noo-buh a term that means one is new to something (primarily gaming). new people to internet lingo believe this to be the derogatory of newbie, [Newb], which is wrong.

noob: hi, im a noob to this game, can a senior player please give me some tips to playing senior player(internet lingo ignorant): no asshole, go QQ in that corner over there senior player(internet lingo savvy): sure, although you might want to write this down. Also you should use (websites relevant to game) if you need any help.

Author: Dr. Lucifer Satan http://noob.urbanup.com/3797656
157. (Noob) (1↑, 7↓)
A sub-culture of Netizens, who tend to overuse acronyms a lot to express emotions. This, of course, does not apply to everyone, but, mainly to those who use symbols and/or gibberish instead of words, because they think that it sounds cool.

Noobs are a drain on bandwidth. Stay away from them.

Author: Princess Michiru Kaiou http://noob.urbanup.com/3784531
158. (Noob) (14↑, 20↓)
An unintended discharge of snot from either nostril that can only be noticed by the victim's peers.

Peer 1: Holy shit, look at that noob hangin down that guy's face\!\!\! Peer 2: Dude thats NASTY\!

Author: Thisnameisntusedbysomeoneelse http://noob.urbanup.com/3678634
159. (noob) (4↑, 10↓)
when someone is totally retarted, and just cant get things when everyone else can. the person can tend to be slow, as in sloooow u need to define words all the time just so you can have a conversation. someone who puts a helmet on and has the strap in front of their goggles..thats a noob

m0oks: "like omg Chamroeun ur such a noob" chamroeun: "SOOooOO" she actually knows she's a noob

160. (noob) (10↑, 16↓)
somebody who is not very good at a game usually online. Will do anything to win on shooting games and lucky. Often used as an insult to someone for no reason or an excuse for dying on an online game.

OMFG\! Grenade Happy Noob\!

Author: PC Cockfoster http://noob.urbanup.com/2886052
161. (noob) (15↑, 21↓)
Noob A. INTRO I. What is this? II. Defining 'Noob' B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS I. Noobish II. Where to find noobs III. Behavior of noobs IV. Noob religion V. More about noob habitats C. AVOIDING NOOBS I. Make sure you aren't one II. Major noob avoiding strategies ------------------------ A. INTRO I. What is this? This is a guide designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize noobs, some details about noobs, and how to avoid or get rid of noobs. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs. II. Defining 'Noob' Contrary to the popular belief, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those whom are new to the given task, but are willing to learn. n00bs, on the other hand, know little about the given task, and have no drive to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them. It is the latter in which we will study in this guide so that you, the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild. Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect. It's often very funny, but for the sake of this guide, n00bs will be referred to as noobs for the remainder of this reading. B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS I. Noobish Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand. stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS\!\!111\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1\noob\noob1\!\!`` \!\! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLL l u n00b Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly. II. Where to find n00bs On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority. Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear. Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific. III. Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard). It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs. Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening. IV. Noob Religion Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week. V. More about noob habitats Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL\!111\!1\!\!\noob\noob\noob\!\!`\! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish. They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that. C. AVOIDING NOOBS I. Make sure you aren't one Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already. English (T4lk)- Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy. Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL\!\!111\noob11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11\!\!\!11\!\! \!\! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337 II. Major noob avoiding strategies The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it. Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL\!\!111\noob11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11\!\!\!11\!\! \!\! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337 As pasted from my guide.

Author: Johnny Holly http://noob.urbanup.com/2794203
162. (noob) (4↑, 10↓)
An appropriate, yet annoying way of saying "newbie" in reference to someone who is an unexperienced and unskilled gamer. Most often used by people who have nothing better to do than play video or computer games for most of their pathetic lives, and are offended by the overconfidence of unproven new comers. "Noob" is a popular word in gamer language. In some instances, exceptionally bad players may be referred to as "boon" or "nub" (but only in rare, extreme cases)

(after getting killed) "you stupid noob\!" or "KTHX PWNED, STFY GFY... NOOB." or "Damn, AYOUNG is a fucking NOOB dude"

163. (noob) (1↑, 7↓)
1. a new inexpierenced player at any video game.

Eben D is such a noob isn't he Tyler?

164. (noob) (1↑, 7↓)
A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

165. (Noob) (0↑, 7↓)
right, i made up another meaning for it, it means not very nice person also horrible and meen\! Everything about the meaning isn't good basically. Please use the word if your in a fight with someone, i would like it to spread though the world\! please help me\!\!\!

for example: go away you ugly noob\! - get lost noob\! - she's/he's a noob

Author: Callum Randle http://noob.urbanup.com/4015683
166. (noob) (0↑, 7↓)
1. Someone who asks an obvious question 2. Someone who asks a stupid question

1. Comrade_Leskul: How much does a Gold Mine cost? 00Rokor00: noob 2. Blakhole199: How do u mine 4 fish? GreenGoblin82: Noob

167. (noob) (0↑, 7↓)
the dumbest word to have ever been created and should seriously just go away.

dude\! your such a noob\! wow, shut up dude.

Author: Mr.Snootybooty http://noob.urbanup.com/3887291
168. (Noob) (4↑, 11↓)
Michael Scott Isley

1."Dude stop being sucha Michael Scott\!" 2."A Michael Scott, Like from the Office?" 1. "No. Michael Scott Isley AKA NOOB."

169. (noob) (5↑, 12↓)
shite at everything, mainly games and life

troy, ur a one noob of a hell

170. (Noob) (11↑, 18↓)
A compliment, used almost compltely in the gaming community. When someone calls somebody else a noob, they are telling them that they have a life because noob means someone who is not very good at the game that they are playing. This is often mistaken as an insult by people who don't play any sports.

Gamer: Your a Noob at runescape\! Jock: Thanks\!

171. (Noob) (7↑, 14↓)
Someone inexperienced to a point which is insultable by other, more experienced people. Usually used in [chatrooms], videogames - particularly [FPS]es, and other locations by people who spend too much time in aforementioned [cyberspace]s. Also: [Newb]

Noob: Dude, I got a rocket launcher\! You all gonna diiiie\! *BLAM* Pwnr: LOL, owned.

172. (Noob) (6↑, 13↓)
Someone who is a newcomer in an online game (preferably RPGs). Someone who is unskilled in a certain area. Someone who is very troublesome and causes people hell.

[Person A: Hi, I need help on this skill, plz] [Person B: 0mg\! y0u d0nt 3v3n n0 h0w t0 d0 th4t?\!] [Person A: Nope, sorry.] [Person B: *shows him the process* Th4t5 h0w y0u d0 1t\!\! Noob\!] [pupil: Mister\! Mister\! I can't play the C Major scale on the piano] [maestro: *teaches pupil how to do it* Thats the way you should do it and btw, practice it\! Noob\!] [pupil: *in his mind* dammit... I suck at this.] [player A:plz stop stealing my kills...] [player B:*continues killing* Hahahaha you noob\!\! You suck\!\!\!\!] [player A:STFU\!\!\!\! You are noob\!\!] [player B:why??????? ='(] [player A: cuz you keep taking my kills\! Noob\! Now fuck off before I send my clan after your ass\!\!\!]

173. (noob) (6↑, 13↓)
A person named Andy BartonZavodny.....

Andy ur such a noob sometimes....(everyday)

174. (noob) (0↑, 7↓)
1. someone who's makes a fool of them self. 2. a poser.

somone falls off the half pipe. you: you fell off the haf pipe, you noob.

175. (noob) (1↑, 8↓)
1) Someone new to the game 2) Someone that is really shit at a online game eg. World Of Warcraft. 3) A Bevan

You stupid noob what are you doing?

176. (Noob) (0↑, 7↓)
1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below 2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom

"You Boobed Me In The Noob" "You Penised Me In The Noob" "You Anused Me In The Noob"

177. (Noob) (5↑, 13↓)
A noob is a person in some sort of FPS that uses a certain tactic or attachment or perk that pisses people off these can contain EX: heartbeat sensor, grenade launcher, thermal scope, aCOG scope, nook boosting, head-shot boosting riot shield boosting, painkiller, martyrdom, juggernaut, treasure hunting. Most noobs are found in the multi player game Modern Warfare 2 or Halo. Noobs are usually kicked from xbox live parties or "cussed out" by multiple people on PSN.

Player 275: You fucking noob you killed me with a M16 grenade launcher with danger close pro you dickhead\! Player 469: SO\! you had a ACR silenced with a heartbeat sensor you fucking treasure hunting noob. Player 322: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP your both noobs. Stop being gay little douche bags and fucking snipe or run around with a UMP.45, god dammit you guys\!\! *both noobs are silent with shame

178. (Noob) (0↑, 8↓)
Someone who is new and slow. Also known as a Rae

STFU you noob. Stop being a RAE\!

179. (noob) (2↑, 10↓)
Short form of "newbie", or somebody who is new to something, and not yet adept.

That noob just got fragged in the firetrap. He really needs to learn his stuff, or he'll never win a match.

180. (noob) (3↑, 11↓)
One who ridicules another for being "new" at a game. It is often used to poke fun at unexperienced players. There are people who frequently argue that the term noob was lifted from [Noob Saibot]'s name, a character in Mortal Kombat games.

1. Dude look at that noob, he sucks at this game\! 2. You're such a noob. Learn how to play. 3. I just [pwned] tons of noobs at Battel Field 2.

181. (noob) (4↑, 12↓)
someone who is new at something or who just sucks at life

rachel s is a noob and comepletly sucks at life which is the reason why she is a noob.

182. (noob) (0↑, 8↓)
an utter nutter a general insult for online gaming

hey, noob jockey. what a noob.

183. (Noob) (0↑, 9↓)
One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.

Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.

Author: Sweti Richards http://noob.urbanup.com/3397995
184. (Noob) (6↑, 15↓)
a character created in MMO games that is built to stay at a certain level while farming specific items and monsters

Metin-2 Noob: A character between level 20-30 that is built to hunt metin stones, apes, savages, etc.

185. (noob) (24↑, 33↓)
Anybody who seriously uses this word is a loser, and a nerd.

Jack: gtfo you noob Jill: *no comment*

Author: Anonynynynynymous http://noob.urbanup.com/2729452
186. (noob) (55↑, 64↓)
(n00b) Not to be confused with the words 'newb' or 'newbie'. A noob is someone who either a) has been playing a game or doing something for a long time and still just doesn't get it or is horrible b) Has been playing a game for a short period of time and asks questions that the answers are in plain view (yes, sometimes 'noob' and 'newbie' cross paths.

a) 'This noob is posting chain mail, thinking he's going to get a free ipod\!' b) noob / newb - 'Where's the 'a' key on the keyboard?'

187. (noob) (5↑, 14↓)
Someone who knows better yet still does things as if they are new to the experience. Mostly used in reference to computer games, formus, or blogs.

Selaria attempts to make an easy jump from 1 platform to another and is unable to accomplish this, even though she has been playing the game for over a year. This is a noob\!

188. (Noob) (2↑, 12↓)
If you are looking this up then YOU ARE A NOOB\!\!

YOU ARE A NOOB

189. (Noob) (4↑, 14↓)
Someone who is not good at something.

Damon is such a freaking noob I can't stand it anymore.

190. (Noob) (2↑, 12↓)
Someone who is shit at something, i.e. Life

"Shabaz is a right noob"

191. (Noob) (4↑, 14↓)
Someone who is lame at any video game created.

noob noob spawn killing fucktard

Author: Joshua Morin http://noob.urbanup.com/2986620
192. (noob) (11↑, 21↓)
Originally came from the word [Newbie], then was shortened to [Newb], and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.

"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high in the air\! You'll kill yourself\!" "How the crap do you fly this thing??" "What a noob."

Author: SmellsPrettyBad http://noob.urbanup.com/2901351
193. (noob) (0↑, 10↓)
1. Someone who tries to do something the right way but makes a fool of themself. Most people would say that it's short for newbie, but I don't agree with this. Noob is so much more fun and powerful to call someone than newbie. 2. Liberals. 3. A poser.

1. Jonny: Chris fell down the half pipe. Me: What a noob. 2. People who want to save the lobsters but kill the babies must be noobs. 3. Jonny: Look at those [preps] trying to skate. Me: Yeah, they must be noobs.

194. (noob) (0↑, 10↓)
Someone who is unexperienced and asks stupid questions like "What's a noob?" or "What the heck does 1337 mean?"

"That guy is acting like a total noob."

195. (noob) (0↑, 10↓)
a person new to a certain thing

Joyce is a noob; he is new to computer technology and can't match the computer intelligence of a super-nerd.

Author: joyce is a noob http://noob.urbanup.com/1252775
196. (Noob) (5↑, 16↓)
A person who has no skill.

Milonakis sucks at Halo. hE'S SUCH A NOOB.

197. (noob) (7↑, 18↓)
Originally came from the word [Newbie], then was shortened to [Newb], and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.

"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high\! You'll kill yourself\!" "How the crap do you fly this thing??" "What a noob."

Author: SmellsPrettyBad http://noob.urbanup.com/2901369
198. (noob) (6↑, 18↓)
A noob, or n00b, is a gay faggot who eats at McDonalds.

Mark- Hey noob\! *laughs at Tim* Tim- *crys* SO WHAT IF I EAT AT MCDONALDS?\!

199. (Noob) (3↑, 15↓)
Of or pertaining to Tony DeMartino

Tony is such a noob bro\!

200. (Noob) (21↑, 33↓)
The name given to somebody who just done or said something stupid..

You are a Noob\! You Noob\!\! Stewart Bicker is a Noob\!\!

Author: GuitargodbynameofBoB http://noob.urbanup.com/2898010
201. (noob) (6↑, 18↓)
an offensive term or a name to put someone down.

Jordan: omg i love silkroad and buzz. Zac: yeah and your a noob.

Author: andrews hair http://noob.urbanup.com/2864643
202. (noob) (10↑, 22↓)
an unexperienced person. usually a term used in online gaming.

Sanktuarymerchant is such a noob\!

Author: lilchristiano http://noob.urbanup.com/2774143
203. (noob) (40↑, 52↓)
A word that once derived from "newbie." However, in the present the word has little to no meaning. Noob can be used as a dis for anyone at any time for anything. It's the nerd equivalent of calling someone a nigger. Basically, "noob" is the result of people with a lack of gaming skill who are so stupid, that they actually think that it is hard to play video games. These people, the idiots that they are, are profoundly insecure. Now here is the twist. THESE PEOPLE are the people that invented the word noob; yes, people who were so dumb that they actually thought that it was difficult to play video games, and were so stupid they were incapable of doing so. This lead them to believe that it actually took some measure of skill to play simple games like World of Warcraft, and insecure as they were, thus projected and assumed their stupidity onto everyone else. So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first. One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun. The Chosen Retard: Hahaha\! what a noob\! you just got owned\! More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean. The Chosen Retard: HAHA\! You dont know what noob means\! You're a noob\! And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games. We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.

The Chosen Retard: You're a n00b\!\!\! You just got pwnt\!\! Some player: What...no, you're a noob. The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha\! whatever noob\! Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports. The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo\!\!\!\!) Whatever, noob.

204. (noob) (3↑, 16↓)
noun; a naked boob, or tit, keep it simple. all these other definiions are way to complicated and unoriginal. Let's all agree that from now on, a noon, is anaked boob.

janet jackson was gracious enough to flash a noob for us when she had a ''wardrobe malfunction'' (p.s. what kind of phrase is that?)

Author: cathi robertson http://noob.urbanup.com/3215740
205. (noob) (3↑, 16↓)
People who lack the capability to understand the basics of life.

me: I don't understand how u can like playing a fps on a console with a controller. me: It's so limited. noob: how is it limited? noob: the computer you gota press like 50 buttons to do one thing

206. (noob) (14↑, 27↓)
Is a word used about an annoying player, It is important to remember that it is NOT THE SAME THING A NEWB. A newb is a new player, A noob is a player whos just a complete asshole

The newb had just started playing. The noob asked me about money several times.

207. (Noob) (64↑, 77↓)
A noob is someone who is either 1.) A person who is a new player to a game and/or online community. 2.) A player of a game/member of an online community that is highly disruptive to said game/community due to either asking stupid questions, inciting single-person uprisings against the established society, harassing other players/members, or [spamming].

1. "That noob just registered five minutes ago\!" 2. "Joe is such a noob, he's trying to get the administrator banned again\!"

208. (noob) (6↑, 20↓)
person with little to no intelligence or commen sense often sucks at games and their life in general like that one weird kid you sit in front of in your math class often used with another word such as noob face, noob gamer ect.

My brother is a complete noob;The guy who wrote that amazingly long defintion a few down from me is a noob.

Author: random guy556 http://noob.urbanup.com/2744585
209. (noob) (1↑, 15↓)
originated from users battle.net who play blizzard entertainment games. is now a widely used term on almost every multiplayer online game. noob and newb is the same. newb is short form for newbie. key word is new. it describes an action that somebody new to the game would do. usually meant as a joke or an insult to the other player's skill. also another form of saying they suck.

"we lost that game because our partner was noob"

210. (noob) (5↑, 20↓)
noob, which derived from the old indian saying noobie to describe settlers, means 1. person who is new at the game, website, etc and lacks the knowledge of it 2. person who has no skill at a game even if they've been playing for a long period of time. 3. person who just owned you but your mad at them so you call them a n00b

Look at the cute little noobs\!

Author: travtmantreeman http://noob.urbanup.com/2960395
211. (noob) (11↑, 26↓)
a word nerds use against others in lame games like runescape and any other RPG to make themselves feel better about their homosexuality

gangsta from the hood- mothafucka\! i cant get my damn fried chicken and weed\! runescape nerd- noob\! i can cook chicken and my herblore level is high enough to identify weed\!

212. (noob) (13↑, 28↓)
As opposed to a [newb], a noob is someone who has done somthing for a while yet completly lacks A) A skill needed to do the task B) Common sense of any kind or C) An IQ above 60, still has a sense of self awareness, yet still persists in the futile effort to succeed in the given task.

go to youtube, search the word Idiot. any of those will do noobs

Author: are u a retard? http://noob.urbanup.com/2529052
213. (noob) (10↑, 25↓)
shortened form of newbie can also be spelled newb or n00b, it means someone who is new to something. only nerds use the word noob so don't if u don't want to be portayed as a nerd.

Who ever is at level 13 and bellow in runescape is considered a noob by nerds.

Author: pyromaniac11 http://noob.urbanup.com/1824050
214. (noob) (5↑, 21↓)
zombo*ong. An annoying troll.

i can jump of any cliff any where ever and still live when i hit the ground. it may be harder at lower levels but im 33 and being a vampire rocks\! Noob

Author: Go away noob http://noob.urbanup.com/2786085
215. (noob) (8↑, 24↓)
nerd langauge for newbie.

ROFLMAO STFU NOOB\! (nerd talk)

Author: felkgnkerjgn http://noob.urbanup.com/2721447
216. (noob) (12↑, 28↓)
A newly infected zombie. Used by Max Brooks in his amazing and widely acclaimed book [World War Z].

"She was a noob, couldn't have been dead more than a year or so." -from World War Z by Max Brooks

217. (noob) (7↑, 23↓)
A "NOOB" is a stupid person. Unlike "NEWB" which is someone who is actually starting out in the game, and could really use some help.

Person 1: *Makes a fool of self* Person 2: "Your such a noob"

218. (noob) (10↑, 26↓)
an absolute retard who spends most or all of his time on a netgame or forum, acting dumb and irrational. Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so. Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely. Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.

noob: LAWLAWLAWLAWL I PWN JOO\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!1111ONE\!\! person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing (look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)

Author: kingofcupcakes http://noob.urbanup.com/2574560
219. (noob) (11↑, 27↓)
People who are either new to a game or comptely suck at it.

On counter-strike when some1's score has more then a 1-2 kill death ratio then are a noob\! example of that would be, 1kill and 30deaths.

220. (noob) (74↑, 90↓)
An extremely disparaging and offensive term for someone new to the game. Similar to '[nigger]'

Derek: Those fuckin noobs are invading the game\! Davina: Oh my god, did you just use the n-word?\!

221. (noob) (12↑, 28↓)
noob is endemic to the sportbike scene more than online gaming. usually someone with just enough credit to purchase a bike they have no business owning nor skill to control properly. Often the noob can be spotted by looking at the newest bike with the most damage done to it in the shortest time. Notice that they are most often seen standing next to their bike as opposed to actually riding it. There is usually a direct corrolation between the size of one's chicken strips and one's noobness

Noob comment: I'm buying my first sportbike- a Busa with spinner rims because 600's are 'girls bikes'..... The guy with a bike for 2 weeks and $4000 in repair bills from trying to do wheelies in a parking lot instead of learning to actually RIDE the thing.

222. (Noob) (16↑, 32↓)
Noob is derived from Noobie or Newbie. Newbie or noobie is derived from the word Novice. Novice means a preson who is new, or not skilled at what they hope to undertake. Wet Behind the ears.

level 400 knight: Haha, look at the little noob trying yo kill a dragon. Level 2 Knight: I died =(

223. (noob) (20↑, 36↓)
AS noob is a person that purposfuly degrades and/or ruins the experience of a game and/or life in general for other people. This can happen through lack of common sense, name calling, betrayal, hacking, breaking rules, encouraging others to break rules or just all around being not a nice person. Do NOT, DO NOT confuse this with newb, someone that is new. Sometimes noobs can be newbs, sometimes someone can be a newb but not a noob and extreme cases a noob can be some1 that is not a newb.

As this pretains to gaming: Using cheat codes to beat a game the first time. That makes you a noob. As it pretains to life in general: Flushing the toilet while someone is taking a shower is noobish

Author: Teh Anti-Noob http://noob.urbanup.com/2440246
224. (Noob) (2↑, 19↓)
Noun. Someone who is new to an activity and it is apparent by their extreme lack of skills: a newbie.

A: I beat Charles 21-0 in a game of 21 last night. B: Yeah, Charles is a noob.

225. (noob) (6↑, 23↓)
Someone who is new to a game and/or is annoying

looterfr333: Hay\! dragon32:Hi? looterfr333:How much do that armour u have cost? dragon32:A lot. looterfr333:Where do u get it? dragon32:Oh my god. Bye NOOB. looterfr333: ...:'(

226. (Noob) (9↑, 26↓)
Noob is a word meaning lack of experience. Noobs often go by the name kelly. They also like to say anal alot.

Eg of wat a noob would say: "Hey cloe, wanna have anal on the kamakazi?"

227. (noob) (8↑, 25↓)
a word used by wasters who spend all there time on online games

"dude im 24 years old and like to play runescape.....hey look at that noob"

Author: mikey rodrigues http://noob.urbanup.com/2573782
228. (Noob) (31↑, 48↓)
1.A unique player who lacks intelligence or doesn't have a life. 2.A new player who lacks experice. 3.Moron.

Shut the heck up you stupid noob.

229. (noob) (8↑, 25↓)
That is you\! Internet slang for newbie.

The person reading this entry is a perfect example of a noob. A person who used the internet to searched the definition of "noob" is a noob.

Author: Behind the influence http://noob.urbanup.com/2300124
230. (noob) (44↑, 62↓)
A word used by nerds or dorks to describe someone they think is a nerd or a dork, thus being the subject of such irony, I cannot even begin to describe it.

"what a noob." "i know, he is such a dork" "they are such dorks for calling people noobs." "ohhh the irony."

Author: Scarlet Joehanson http://noob.urbanup.com/2667564
231. (Noob) (12↑, 30↓)
character from the Mortal Kombat video game.

Noob is my favorite MK fighter. I win every time with him.

232. (noob) (4↑, 23↓)
someone whos bad at somethnig or is new to something

peep-ah i got seven on the first hole other peep-haha u noob

Author: mandopotando http://noob.urbanup.com/2474527
233. (noob) (16↑, 35↓)
cocky gamers word-used by dicks

whoh noob\!did you see that noob

Author: milanista450 http://noob.urbanup.com/2433997
234. (noob) (21↑, 40↓)
Noob is the derivident of newb which is the derivident of Newbie, meaning someone that is new to something. Newbie has been commonly used both on Computers and RL (Real-life) for a long time, but has become less frequent both in RL and internet. More commonly used is Newb, which is coming back into fashion due to the exact reason of this topic. Meant to be pronounced New-Bee, it unfortunately got to be pronounced "noob", for all those dumb idiots and illiterate people. Upon this point, noob began to be more commonly used. I believe this started out mainly on Runescape, and maybe WoW. Commonly used in the old fashioned way of newbie, it gradually became a minor insult, for when someone did something stupid, you called them a noob, meaning that they were obviously new. Recently, noob has become a much more offensive word. This was evident on Runescape, as they blocked the word noob for a while, though this may have been due to their strict filtering system and the word "knob", but it is now useable again (I think). It has become a seemingly strong insult on the internet, and is beginning to take force on RL. There does not seem to be an exact meaning to this upcoming swear-word except "newbie", so there seems to reason to find it offensive. It's closest relations is most likely "idiot" and other such words, in a much more offensive format. Large internet communities now have quite a problem with the word noob, since it is not swearing, but is taken offensively. This can be seen if you make a new character on a game such as Runescape, where undoubtedly, with-in the first 5-10 mins of playing you WILL be called a noob, most likely for nothing. Other games such as WoW and VCO have this problem, but no-where near as intensely.

1) "You are a noob because you are lvl 1" 2) "You are a noob because I think your a retard and you suck at everything cause I say so" Noob should NOT be used in the case of number 1. Instead, Newb or newbie sohuld be used.

Author: Jimjimminyjimbobjones http://noob.urbanup.com/2395109
235. (noob) (55↑, 74↓)
A word that makes someone look as stupid as the person it was directed to. One is an idiot simply for using this word, and is even more of a moron for being offended by it. Everyone was a 'noob' at least once. Additionally,people who remain 'noobs' even after years of playing whatever game they happen to be a 'noob' at will certainly not believe or agree with the fact that they are a noob. Therefore, this word and all other variations are completely useless. Stop using this word.

"ROFL UR SUCH NOOB LOLOMEom932urjoimk ROFLL\@\!11\!1" Just don't. You look just as stupid.

Author: Sieken Kyoshiro (Gil) http://noob.urbanup.com/2385325
236. (noob) (98↑, 117↓)
1.A word used to describe people that claim to be awesome at something, but in reality, they actually suck. 2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right. 3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".

1. n00b: I ownz all j00 person: STFU noob\! 2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch\! 3.What's up, noobs?

Author: the enigmatic man http://noob.urbanup.com/2372389
237. (noob) (33↑, 53↓)
you, for looking it up.

I just owned you, noob.

Author: Sebastiancee http://noob.urbanup.com/2584512
238. (noob) (5↑, 25↓)
A very overused word online, especially in MMO games. This often refers to a person who lacks common sense or any sort of knowledge in whatever they are doing. Also, it has recently become a substitute for the word "dude" in New Jersey and New York City.

Noob: how i mine for fish? Some person: lol noob

239. (noob) (15↑, 35↓)
Stupid person who is stupid

fhfdhgfsdh noob kljwiojregweorgowejhoigjwegoijpes

240. (Noob) (18↑, 38↓)
1.)A person that you meet in any chat room and spams gay and ridiculous comments for no apparent reason other than the fact that he can swear and his parents won't yell at him. 2.)The person that does such a stupid thing that ruins the game for you or your team. 3.)Someone who is constantly writing in acronyms cause they have no life and have nothing better to do than try to elevate them selves above other people 4.) Somebody that won't leave you alone even though you did absolutely nothing to trigger them talking to you liek that annoying zit that grows on your back.

1.)I screw your mom evry mornign you loosers\! LOL 2.)You stuck your self with a plasma you ass don't run towards us\! 3.)OMG i pwn u all LOL\! Go to hell noob\! LOLSTFUOMGROTFLMAO u all sck nubs WTHYJA muhaha ROTFL Oh my god shut up /ignore 4.) Whatcha doin? Leave me alone or i'll report you\! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL /ignore Whatcha doin? would you please leave me alone and dont make another character to annoy me some more LOLOL STFU you nub pay me biach\!\! /quit I win again bwahahaha\!

241. (noob) (4↑, 25↓)
a.k.a. n00b, nub Origin: Derives from [newb] or [newbie], origainally referring to new or unexperienced participants of online communities, at first specifically [MMORPG]s, later also forums and other communities. While "newb" and "newbie" remained neutral, "noob" developed a negitive connotation. Useage: a) incompetent online community participant (in some MMORPGs: gimp). Refers to participants who do not live up to general expectation. b) immature online community participant. Typical characteristics of noobs in this sense are: - excessive use of [l33tsp33k] (although noobs are becoming increasingly aware that this marks them as noobs) - deliberate misspelling and supposed typos - excessive use of online vocabulary and acronyms ([rofl], [omg], noob (in the former sense or the word), [ffs], [wtf], [ftw], [pwned], etc.) - uncontroled urge to brag - lack of sense of solidarity, apparent through unhelpful and often rude or deliberately annoying behaviour - childish behaviour in gerneral

a) (from a MMORPG OCC) player: i'm not teaming with those guys again\! they`re noobs, we get wiped every time. b) (from a MMORPG OCC) player1: i'm having difficulty killing the end boss of the XXX quest. any1 got any tips? player2: wut lvl ru? player1: 80 player2: OMG\!\!LOOOOOOOOLLLZ\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11\!1 ur sucha n00b i OWNED him at lvl60 i wud pwn teh SHit outta u ROFLLLL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11\!\! xD player1: jez, what a noob thing to say\!

Author: AnonymousGuy77 http://noob.urbanup.com/2575131
242. (NOOB) (11↑, 32↓)
Some person who can't play game with out bein shity at it.

That fucking noob just lost the game for us

Author: crotch_rocket_19 http://noob.urbanup.com/2529330
243. (noob) (3↑, 25↓)
Jose Jacob; biggest noob ever

Jose Jacob is such a noob \!

244. (noob) (6↑, 29↓)
a nubz0rz who gets pwned by |337's.

Mike Wang is such a noob. Mike Wang gets pwned by all the noobs. Screwflanders is a noob.

245. (noob) (3↑, 26↓)
Someone who is either new or terrible at a videogame. Noob is a variation on the word "newb" which is short for "newbie" which means "new at something" The word "noob," however may refer to a player who has been playing a game for a very long time and is just especially unskilled at the game, or is extremely ignorant of the game's rules, lingo, customs, etc. In certain roleplaying games, a high level noob may sometimes be called a "froob" for reasons unknown to most. But usually only noobs call noobs froobs. See Also: Newb, Froob, Newbie, and Lowbie

"That noob doesn't know where Stormwind City is." "You only got 10 kills? NOOB\!" "I am sick of noobs trying to sell me useless crap."

246. (Noob) (11↑, 34↓)
a.k.a.-n00b, newb, newbie, nub, etc. INTRO I. What is this? This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs. II. Defining 'Noob' Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. Noobs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed. Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading. * Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum. Top B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS I. Noobish Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand. stFU //an, i r teh r00rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS\!\!111\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1\noob\noob1\!\!``\!\! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly. II. Where to find noobs On the internet, noobs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear. Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific. III. Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard). It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs. Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening. IV. Noob religion Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week. V. More about noob habitats Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL\!111\!1\!\!\noob\noob\noob\!\!`\! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish. They will also have large, seemingly infinite **s of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that. C. AVOIDING NOOBS I. Make sure you aren't one Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already. English (T4lk)- Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy. Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL\!\!111\noob11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11\!\!\!11\!\!\!\! a/s/l pos gtg n00b su0rz ur b00rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337 II. Major noob avoiding strategies The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it. Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

In a sentence... "Ryan is a noob at computer games." Note-could substitute noob with other forms like nub.

247. (noob) (32↑, 55↓)
first of i would like to clear some things up. people have been defining this word as someone who is inexperienced and new to the game, This is close but incorrect. The actual definition of noob is someone who has been doing something for awhile but is still really bad at what ever that may be.

pro: man are you a newb? noob: nah ive been playing for 6 months pro: OMFG ur such a fukn noob ur so shit\!

Author: julius HUG0002 http://noob.urbanup.com/2461908
248. (noob) (19↑, 48↓)
1. a newbie, an inexperienced person 2. any disliked person

Those noobs are always coming to me with questions.

249. (noob) (6↑, 36↓)
Anykind of supremecy group or fan that is a loser who feels bad about themselves so they hate on others. like 360 and wii fanboys hatin on ps3 because its cooler than them on all levels

im a nazi and i have 360 and wii so you are a gay noob

250. (noob) (12↑, 43↓)
A noob (a.k.a. nOOb, n00b, nOOber) is a pejorative term for a player at a game (usually a MMORPG) who is relatively new (in the literal sense) or whose skills are inadequate (metaphorically). Ironically, if one uses the word "nOOb", that means they are quite addicted and don't have a life.

Random player: Gt th hel out, u nOOB\!\!1\!\!

Author: SalvadorKaramitsos http://noob.urbanup.com/2399158
251. (noob) (7↑, 41↓)
you are noob you shoot like a noob it is to abuse lose, people who cant play the game eg noobs usally dosnt refer to time, but more the skills of enought play and yes you are a noob

your mum is a noob you are a noob noob shot lol I just head shot a noob and Noob diver

252. (noob) (36↑, 84↓)
1.A word used to describe people that claim to be awesome at something, but in reality, they actually suck. 2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right. 3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".

1. n00b: I ownz all j00 person: STFU noob\! 2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch\! 3.What's up, noobs?

Author: The enigmatic man http://noob.urbanup.com/2355836
253. (noob) (64↑, 125↓)
someone thats ether new to the game or is a low lvl

lvl 3:can i have free stuff please lvl 126:no noob lvl 3:why i want free stuff lvl 126:go away\!

254. (noob) (74↑, 152↓)
You are. why do people have to look this up.

Whats a noob? You Are

255. (noob) (44↑, 125↓)
A Person who thinks they're better than everbody else et everything.

1: "I only just registered, but i bet i can kick ur ass\! 2. "Man, your such a noob"

256. (noob) (135↑, 222↓)
Someone new to something most commonly used with video games. noobs spell noob like-newb or nub poeple who are good spell it-noob or n00b

lets go pwn some noobs guys the noob tried to cheat and got his sorry ass kicked off stupid noobies

257. (noob) (43↑, 213↓)
How noobs spell newb.

You're such a newb. Why don't you take off on your noob rocket.

258. (noob) (239↑, 466↓)
a word used only by computer nerds, which usually means a new player or someone that is disruptive. this word was invented by nerds and is used by nerds. By using this word in a game or in a real life conversation you are showing that you are a nerd and that you get online to a game at least 5 times a week.

in a game... bob: hey where is [X]? billy: omg u noob its over there bob: well at least i dont use nerd language

Related: n00b, nub, newb, newbie, pwn, owned, lol, idiot, loser, pwned, 1337, fag, retard, fail, gay, noobs, stupid, noobie, runescape, leet, halo, nerd, own, wow, nooblet, rofl, pro, pwnage, gamer, moron, ownage, bitch, ass, scrub, dumbass, internet, gaming, mmorpg, wtf, faggot
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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